♪: prince - little red corvette

Whenever I see a bright light, I always try to avoid it. Example, headlights. The bright, heavenly lights hurt so I always find my car swerving away from them rather than toward. And, whenever that happens, blinking from the temporary pain, I wonder if would human race, when dead, go to heaven, does the light hurt us so badly that we all go blind even before Heaven's Gate? How much would that horrify a person. Being blind and the one paradise on Earth. Well, technically not on Earth, but still. Maybe that's it own personal hell. Psh, The Devil? Puppy play compared to being blind or deaf. Especially if you would be deaf, too. Maybe God would speak and your entire, for eternity, forever and ever, you wouldn't be able to fulfill your spiritual duty? What about being blind and the people of the purest hearts (the little God's servants) all play tricks on you. You can't see them; they're floating above you, giggling to each other.
My worst fear, if I ever get to Heaven, would be surrounded by mass quantities of ugly people. For eternity I would have to look at them.
Or, or, going and having to live your life again.
OOOOH! Or, or, or, reincarnation.
UGHHH. That's a nightmare.
Those are my top three-they are pretty horrible.

Today's news:
Hung out with Kyle. Ahhhh.
Fun.
I was so happy when I was hanging out with him. No, it wasn't because he was in my presence or vice versa, it was because my endorphins kicked in. Or, I was high on life. We had a couple of funnies.

Hahahahaha. Makes me laugh just seeing it again. My car is a two door, sports car. An Escort. Ford. And Kyle is 6'5''. The seat is all the way back. He looked squished.
Starbucks Drive-Thru
Me - What do you want, Kyle?
Kyle - Uhhh. A tall green tea frappuccino.
Me - Okay. He needs a tall green frappuccion.
Kyle - What? Ha ha, green tea.
Me - Uh, green tea.
Service - *laughs while talking* Okay, your total is at the window.
*We pull up, he's making it, Kyle mentioned his awesome quesadilla and I mention how he didn't eat any of the vegetables on it and he mentions to stfu when the guy hands us the total. We pay, get the drink and I say*
Me - Gracias mi amigo.
Service - *laughs* You're Welcome!
....
I guess you had to be there.

In his living room
Me - Have you watched that Twilight yet?
Kyle - No, not yet.
Me - Really?
Kyle - It makes me less of a man when I watch it.

Hahahahaha.

The song Southern Hospitality by Ludacris is HILARIOUS.
The quotes I will now work into a conversation at least once?
old on to my 20 inch ride
20 inch thighs make 20 inch eyes
Hoping for american 20 inch pies
AND....
Grab it out the hat
Pulling afro tricks
Afro america
Afro dick
Yeah, I laughed too.

ps - I made fun of my sister's inability to consume dairy foods.
Me - *eating a milk shake* Amanda.
Amanda - What?
Me - You would DIE if you ate this.
Amanda - *wtf face* No, I wouldn't.
Me - It's not only ice CREAM, but it has real milk. You would definitely die.
Amanda - I would not die, Heather. I have lacto-milk.
Me - Haha, you would cry. Straight out bawl.
Amanda - *turns back to tv, ignoring me*
Me - Yeah, you would die.

♪: the cat's meow

UH.
Had a fucking awesome time with my friend, Sean.
I'm in such a good, hyper mood. I'm soooo tired though. It's way past my bedtime.
ANYWAY.


Got our hands stamped to watch....


Some lesbian sing. No, really. She's a lesbian. After her,


we watched a gay man sing (no really). I had to pee afterwards and I didn't want to use the cafe's bathroom so I went to another coffee shop downtown and peed there. As I was sitting on the toilet, I feel in love with....


This hutch thing. OMG. I love it. Since we were downtown (where Sean's friend's little party was) he wanted to make an appearance since he finds the guy hot. We made it a few feet away and we both chicken out. First, I know NOBODY and he's only seen Ryan once anddddd met him in person once. They're acquaintances. So, we end up hanging at some stone wall, determined to gather courage up.
I'm shaking my head, disappointed at myself, saying, "I can't believe this. We're 20-years-old and this is stopping us!"
So, we get bored and Sean takes my phone and takes a picture:


He messes up, haha, so I'm trying to help him. That's what comes out. The next couple I take.




So, as we're walking the some odd blocks back to my car, we both, under an unspoken agreement, decide to steal random flowers from people's yards, the little fountain park.

Sean stole more. As soon as we're in the car, laughing, smelling our flowers, he says, "Omg! It's such an adrenaline rush to steal flowers."
Hahahahaha.

FUN day indeed.
We attempted to climb a roof. Sadly, we couldn't find an area to do it anywhere on a building of our choice. Saddens me.

OH!!
Did you know, that at the college campus, downtown, they have a bus. Not ANY bus, but one for specially for drunk people?! 'The Designated Driver.'
I laughed so hard. I wasn't expecting that. Some big, burly mid-twenties male comes to the stop sign, blasting rap and nods to us and keeps going. That's the driver of that bus. Hilarious. What a job.

♪: ac/dc - dirty deeds done dirt cheap

I have made a revelation today. I will not be a buzzkill to anyone, but yeah, haha.

Me and Jakob hung out yesterday. At first I took him to the train. He told Emily later, "She made it sound so exciting and then when I got there," he sighed. Hahahahaha. I did.
We found some mattress beside a dumpster. Half of it was under some lids dangling to the side, and the other was empty. I was jumping on the free half and Jakob bounced under the lids and hurt his head. Haha. However, I moved the mattress away and jumped on it anyway. Jakob laughed, shaking his head.
Played basketball. I was so rusty it wasn't even funny. I think he got aggravated with how much I sucked.

Before Emily made a total ass of herself and possibly the biggest buzzkill moment of her career, we were at the park and on the smaller slide, every time I would slide down I would make a funny face. Emily would just watch me and laugh.
I also chose to go down on my stomach. It's pretty rad.

ps - redid my layout. same concept, but i just rearranged one of their default templates.

♪: eagles - take it easy

I have passed through memory lane, my green mile, and have remembered things from when I was 13-years-old (nearly seven years ago).
01 Like, Ed Spear park in SG. I used to live on one side of SG and from there I would walk like a mile and something just to go to Ed Spear and sit with a friend on swings, or walk some more around a track. I would ALWAYS walk to a friend's house. I was actually going to walk from my house to a friend's house (4/5 miles away) to just stay there for a b-day party. I loved the walking. It amazes me how much I used to walk. At least five miles 5/7 days a week, not even kidding. Every day after school for most of the week and especially on the weekends. I'd walk everywhere. Then, on summer breaks, every day, not kidding, I would walk for at least two miles a day, in the morning, haha. My dog loved walking, so I just walked her a lot, too. She used to be like clockwork and show up at my door at 1PM every day. :)
02 How I used to go to softball game sand baseballs games with my friend, KB. I would walk to her house, walk from her house to Ed Spear. The swings me and Emily sat at today were the EXACT ones me and KB sat on to talk about Pedro when I had a head over heels crush on him, haha.
03 During the summers, mid-afternoon, I'd take my laptop and just walk a mile to McDonald's and just get a large sweet tea and walk back. Haha. I'd be all sweaty. People would stare. They would stare in some questioning way as if to inquire 'why is she all sweaty?'
04 Where I was stalked my first time.
05 Where I was stalked my second time (by the same car).
06 When that man with the crossbreed hair stalked me.
07 Where my sister went to the dollar store and with all pennies was going to pay for her candy. The clerk asked, "How about using those nickels and dimes? My sister would reply, "Nope."
08 Where I used to watch Steven Todd skateboard at the school.
09 Where Michael Payne peed (at the school I used to live across from).
10 Where Kyle and I looked up porn on the school's back-steps, using their wireless.
11 Where I used to go to the school and play with the little baseballs players (little league).
12 Where Michael Payne and Kyle pretended their glow-in-the-dark condoms on the sticks were light sabers.
13 Where I was first pantsed by Cricket.
14 How me and Emily were stopped by a reallllllly old couple as me and her weren't walking on the sidewalk at night (there wasn't one on the road we were on). They told us we should be more careful and wear reflective tape.
15 The exact spot where John Gott literally pushed me out of his car. He pulled to the side of the road and while he kept inching forward, he pushed me out while I was trying to answer my mom on the phone. Hahahahah, she had no idea where I was or what I was doing, haha.