♪: every time i die - Rendez-Voodoo

My new favourite quotes:
"Ring ring."
"Hello?"
"Ring ring."
"Hello?"
"Ring ring."
"Hello?"
"Ring ring--"
"You have a bad connection!"

"I don't know if you're adorable or creepy."

I've been deleting a ton shit of my music. I have less than twenty gigs left and I can't delete all my drama series (damages, as told by ginger, the office, etc...) because, well, they're not on discs. But I still have a ton shit of movies I still haven't watched (risky business, eagle eye, monster vs aliens, changeling, etc....). To be honest, I forgot about my movies. Watching movies to me is such a chore. At least, it takes me, on average, three days. I'll pause it, do something else, forget about it and then have to finish to the next day because it's bedtime. Sad, I know.
Anyone watch the new office? Hahahahaha.
I hate Ryan (always have), but he has the best quotes.
"I wish my iPod was a phone. Yeah, I know what an iPhone is but I'm not getting one."

"Well, if you tried, you could be hot."
"How? Dying my hair blonde?"
"It's from the sun."

His boss called him a shoe bitch, hahahahaha.
BACK ON SUBJECT. I know music isn't going to make that BIG of a difference, but I have near 70 gigs worth of music and I don't even listen to 50 of it, haha.
STUPID INDIE BANDS WHO SUCK.

♪: nothing

Just keep watching, you'll know when to stop (if you don't want to watch the entire thing).

♪: missy elliot - work it

At Barnes and Noble, determined to finally read The Little Mermaid, I sat there for half an hour, reading it. And what a morbid, surprising short story that was! I love the way Disney just remodels the true essence of stories. Haha. That was sarcastic. The ending seemed to end before the last three paragraphs. I think he added quickly, since it's a children's story, really. But, I love Han Christian Anderson. Haha. I'm working on his other works. I'm reading Thumbelina next. No, seriously though, The Little Mermaid was a tad morbid. Awesome, but weird, haha. What if he had gone in more detail with everything? It could be a manly version of Mary Shelley (if she liked Fantasy).

FINALLY FINISHED The Lazarus Project!! It feels as if it took me forever to finish that beast. I read the first sixty-five pages, got bored and quit reading it for a month. Then, determined to finish it, I did and ... Wow, I underestimated that novel. READ IT. It took me eighty pages to be fully enthralled, but it was really, really brilliant. I hate when I do this. Slow start, but a good ending. I wish I could write with as many deluded details he points out, but not excessively like Chuck Palahniuk. I'll be honest, I was NOT expecting the ending. In a way, if I paid attention, I should have seen it coming... Sadly, I didn't and that kills me, haha.

Last Month I finished:
The Lazarus Project by Aleksandar Hemon
The Little Mermaid by Han Christian Andersen
You Suck by Christopher Moore
Blood-Sucking Fiends by Christopher Moore
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde by RL Stevenson
Watch Your Mouth by Daniel Handler

From December to March I finished:
Christopher Moore - A Dirty Job
Stephen King - Dolores Claiborne
Stephen King - Carrie
Larry Doyle - I love you, Beth Cooper
Anne Rice - The Vampire Lestat
Anne Rice - Queen of the Damned
Thomas Foster - How to Read Literature Like A Professor
Edgar Allen Poe - The Oval Portrait
Edgar Allen Poe - The Pit and the Pendulum

I'm thinking I need more of a social life. Naw. I just need a job, haha.

♪: queen - killer queen

All Accomplished
- Cat washed
- Walked with Sister
- Cooked Pancakes for breakfast
- Cooked Lasagna for dinner
- Cleaned the entire house
- Watched an entire season of America's Next Top Model
Yes, it has been an accomplished day. I'm proud.

Like I said, I walked with my sister. Showed her the train. She adored it. Also showed her the cool trick I can do with the bars. She found it cool as shit.
I did the slide thing to her, too. Hahahahahahaha. She did so many better faces than I did, she even used her arms (something I never even thought of). She's a better version of me, and it's hilarious.
I love that girl, haha.
On our way home we sung The Killers together. I sung 'Pour Some Sugar on Me' and 'Livin' on a Prayer' alone. She didn't know them. My parents have failed her.

I was driving behind this old man today. OLD MAN. Eighty at most. And when the light turned green he sped off. I'm surprised his tires didn't squeal. I said, "Damn, someone needs to rush home to their medication."
Of course, I don't blame him. If I get that old, I'm more than positive I'll be high on something until I die. What's the use of being old and miserable? I plan on totally just being drugged all day, every day, 24/7 and doing donuts in parking lots. I never want to be that boring. I'll smell, but I'll embrace it. Why the hell not? You're old. You get away with a LOT more than you do in the in-between years. A child and being old... There's really no difference.

Washed the cat. It was HILARIOUS.


Yesterday, driving home, I was more than positive I was behind someone on the interstate who was either drunk or on drugs of some sort. The guy couldn't drive in a straight line whatsoever. It was rather sad.

ps - Last night I had a dream about zombies, AGAIN.
This time, you couldn't tell they were zombies until the last minute. I don't remember much and I totally fucking hate that, but it was awesome. The people get infected, and they look completely normal.