oooh, that looks spacious.

Me - *watching mom set up her headphone to her ipod* What? You're going to listen to that while Shaun of the Dead is on?
Mom - Yeah. I don't really like it.
Me - WHAT. You don't like this movie?
Mom - Eh. It's okay. It's more for the younger generation.
Me - Is not. Anybody could love this movie. An eighty-year-old man could love this movie.
Mom - Yeah, if he's happy and fun-loving... Which I'm not.
Dad - *walks into the living room via his bedroom* What're we talking about?
Me - Shaun of the Dead.
Dad - Oh! I need to go get my headphones.

Last night/EARLY this morning me and Marina, after work, went out to eat.
Ate in my car.
Fun, seriously. We sat there for an hour, watching people, talking.
She's a good influence.
We talked about how our faces are in our pictures.
I never noticed I always do do the same expression... WHY DOESN'T ANYONE TELL ME THESE THINGS?
According to Marina, I'm this expression:
:|

Saw David Jack Bell at Target.
He also thinks I'm violent... I think he had been following my blog before I made it private.

ps - walked into the fitting room. saw some chick in a bikini.
I had a hard-on then felt guilty because she looked under 18, haha.

okay, bye.

Yesterday/Early this morning was oh-so-eventful.
Hung out with Marina yesterday. Oh, I have pictures alright.
That's later.
Met a Chinese bitch.
Marina hit me in the face, haha. OUCH. Right on the o' nose.
We went to that hookah lounge. It was so cute:


Strawberry Mango was our flavor. We were in there for like two hours.
I tried on her hair:


My eyebrows are so blonde compared to that wig.
It was really fun, seriously. A lot of things were said/answered/realized.
Woe is me! My car.
The battery FINALLY died after a couple of weeks of fucking up.
Don't worry, this story has a happy ending.
The battery light stayed on for awhile yesterday. I knew it was going to die - I just thought I had enough time to get home (24 miles from where Marina lived). So, as I leave, my headlights really dim and my engine light going strong, I hook up my ipod, knowing it was bad. As I was driving to a stop sign, allll the lights INSIDE my car turned off, together.
My headlights were so dim, you couldn't tell they were on.
I kept muttering, "Make it home, make it home."
I was driving down the road, my car struggling when my car warning lights all flickered and half of them stayed on. I was freaking the fuck out. All of the sudden, my spedometer started to wig out. When I touched the gas pedal it would hit zero. At this point I was looking for a place to park, out of the way.
Then, my car started to slow down.
I pull into a well lit area of some parking lot. I sit there for a minute, worried as fuck, trying to think who I could call.
I chose Casey because Marina had to work early in the morning.
It's midnight so I know half of my friends are drunk.
Casey answers AFTER THE SECOND TIME.
"You in Bowling Green?"
"Yeah."
"Are you drunk?"
"Almoosttttt."
haha.
Called my parents like nine times - no answer.
Called Marina.
Geez.
I felt so bad. I cried. I didn't want her to drive so far when she had to work so early in the morning.
I gave her fifteen dollars, drove her to the interstate from the "Bashful Blue" truck.
My car is fixed now, I'm safe and Marina is too haha.
227 dollars to fix.
I am now starting a savings account, where they AUTOMATICALLY draw from my bank account to add.
And my college app next week, depending on my budget. (I just needed a kick in my ass to get things a rollin'.)
Life is hard.

have a funny conversation to lighten the mood:
Me - I checked on the strawberries --
Mom - The bunnies were eating them yesterday.
Me - Haha.
Mom - I tried to get Molly to come outside and bark to scare them away but your father said, 'Vern, leave those bunnies alone! They're not going to do any harm!' *rolled her eyes* I answered, 'Are you sure?' He said, 'Yeah, they're just rabbits.'
Me - You know, I was telling Amanda that yesterday - that it would be cute to see bunnies eating strawberries. It's such a cute thought.
Mom - *she chuckled* You know Bugs Bunny. He ate carrots from Elmer's garden.
Me - *smiling* Yeah, you don't see him chewing on twinkies, do ya?

what's on your nose, cat?

Is it sad that I get happy over cleaning my bathroom - it's all shiny and everything.
Makes me so proud to shit in there.
Ooh.

So.
Thanks to facebook I am now reunited with an old friend. She had moved to Cincinnati. I miss her - she's hilarious.
Thanks to FUTURAMA, I am reunited with 'Lola' by the Kinks.
:D!
Got to watch the Amazon episode last night. Still makes me laugh. I remember when that episode came out forever ago. As a kid I never really was interested in Futurama. As an adult it took me forever to get back into it.
I watched it high once.
Better than watching Family Guy high.
That's saying something.

Fixing to finish another chapter of A Macabre Story. My sister could stop bitching at me to update.
Oh the drama.

Almost died today by some Mustang GT - that would have been depressing.
Got lost on the way home because I wanted to try a 'different route.'
Saw a fucking huge as snake, dead, in my lane.
Cleaned the bathroom.
Watched Roseanne.
Finished a chapter.
Did dishes.
Took out the trash.
Ignored a call from work to go in.
Took a shower.
All in a day's work?
Hell, it's not even 2PM.
Goody.

that movie was sad, you're heartless

Went to a game night at Pedro's recently. Just six people. It was FUN. I was surprised. His brother, something another - can't remember the name, showed up and I think he ended up liking me because I'm such a smart ass who doesn't take shit. That's why Pedro likes me - I'm not afraid to say nearly anything.
NEARLY.
Him and his brother continued to cheat at Apples to Apples - although hilarious, annoying, because they would pick each other's cards. I kept calling them out on cheating, blah.
So, as I would turn around, generally not paying attention to my deck, they would switch out my cards or add more.
I turned around and I looked at my pile. It had at least five more cards that weren't there before. I made a face and turned to Pedro, "When did you-- These aren't mine."
As if on cue, his brother yelled out, with a pointing finger, "CHEATER - YOU'RE A CHEATER!"
I had to get a new deck, arrrrg.
Everyone else saw/knew they were doing this.
Assholes, didn't even help me, haha.
Catch Phrase is a horrible game.
Cranium is fun.
Pedro kept making me read out his team's cards. I continuously told him I wasn't his card bitch.
His brother liked that one.
I had the dumbest guy as my partner - it sucked.
And I normally don't like to make fun of intelligence unless it's actually called for.
He didn't know what sensual meant.
And the three words to describe sensual... He didn't understand any of those either.

I'm getting a ten dollar gift from work since I am the star team member.
Wow, right?
The pressure to pick something.
I still haven't decided.