♪: MST3K - werewolf

UMMMM.

Sister: Yeah, Skyler wanted to make a Democrat club. Teachers told her that she would have to make a Republican one too because some Republican students would be offended.
Me: Yeah, right. The Republican students would be like, 'Ohhh, let the poor have their fun.'

♪: 宇宙戦隊NOIZ - a'i

This song, it's been stuck in my head for three fucking days.
I should have never pondered myself, "I wonder what songs I haven't listened to in awhile."

Miyavi hasn't posted a blog in nearly a week.
It's horrible.
He's on vacation.
Enjoying the beach. Hope he has sunscreen on those tattoos.

♪: アンティック-珈琲店- - 1/2

Today is my parents' anniversary and they're trying their damndest to get us out of this house. So, in the doorway I'm talking with my sister and:

Mom: GET IN THE SHOWER!
Me: HEY! I'm the reason you got married!

No answer.
Hahaha.
I ♥ me.

♪: I think it's sex in the city

Today has officially sucked. Woke up this morning to a phone that has no signal for 24 hours and to Internet which has been out for nearly 24 hours. For six fucking hours we had absolutely no electricity. That means family bonding time which means a hunting ground for anger. No one to talk to; the only source of heat is from the kerosine heater in the living room (with family, too); phone half dead so no music; no Internet on phone; a moody sister; very uncomfortable positions to read on my bed and nowhere to go. Ugh. Horrible day with no organizing way about it.

Writing on a fantasy story. Reading 'The Vampire Lestat' gets me in the mood. Part of the story I wrote in '07. Ugh.

It's raining and it's supposed to snow like hell. This sucks, haha.

Sent from my iPhone

♪: tropic thunder

As I said earlier, I went through all my oldd stories (and newer ones) that are on paper alone. Meaning, shit that's in notebooks stays in the notebooks. Anyway. That's all of it. ALLLLL that since 2004/5. And the third picture is from the FIRST multi-chapter story I ever wrote; titled "Dozen Roses."
Horrible ass story, please don't read.
But alllll those papers? For a thirty-page story, those papers are a hell of a lot.
It amazes me on how much I have written... Geez, it's awesome as hell.

Been reading 'The Vampire Lestat.'
Awesome as hell.
Lestat is sex on a page. I always adore my evil characters.
Of course there are somethings I dislike about it, but, haha, I still adore the book. It makes me realized how horrible those movies were (except for the first one... It wasn't that bad. Tom Cruise was really good).

♪: Antonín Dvořák - New World Symphony (Op. 95) - Largo

[16:55] レイプマン!: but reading about the vampire lestat really makes me crave classical music.
[17:02] Justin: gay vampires
[17:02] レイプマン!: yes :D
[17:02] レイプマン!: i adore it that way.
[17:03] レイプマン!: vampire women just try to be too evil - it's annoying.
[17:03] レイプマン!: that's why i hardly ever write about girls, haha, too emotional <3
[17:03] Justin: what is a gay vampire in the sun?
[17:03] Justin: a flaming homosexual
[17:03] Justin: lul

indeed this made me laugh.

♪: d'espairs ray - horizon

This is actually the THIRD song I like from them.

♪: the gaslight anthem - the '59 sound

WHY ARE THEY ALL WHITE PEOPLE?

♪: the gaslight anthem - senor and the queen

バッチコイレイプマン！ says:
hahahaha, i love these above the influence commercials.
テイラー says:
LOLOL I know they're so gay
テイラー says:
it's like "if you smoke pot, your parents will die of terminal cancer"
バッチコイレイプマン！ says:
"if you smoke pot, the ozone dies."
テイラー says:
"if you smoke pot you'll never make it in life"
バッチコイレイプマン！ says:
"if you smoke pot, your dogs will talk to you."
テイラー says:
"if you smoke pot dead babies will throw up organs on you"
バッチコイレイプマン！ says:
"if you smoke pot, tribes in africa die."
テイラー says:
"if you smoke pot... you get high".
バッチコイレイプマン！ says:
"if you smoke pot, gas prices go up."
テイラー says:
"if you smoke pot.... You become a bum."
テイラー says:
"IF YOU SMOKE POT YOU'LL WEAR TOO MANY T-SHIRTS"
バッチコイレイプマン！ says:
"if you smoke pot, a dog doing a triple jump in the air, landing on a sandwich and surf through the air would make more sense."

♪: joss stone - what were we thinking

(Cricket's Surprised Face)

There are just a few things I'd like to remember:

Sitting on a bench, we, Cricket and I, started talking about that 70s show and how the angles favour to those on acid. And, that started the conversation about getting high in a circle on that show.
Cricket said, "If it were just me and you, we'd be a line."
I cracked up. "Even if we just had one more person it would be a triangle."
She chuckled, "We need a mass number of people to make a circle."
"We need," I started, "at least six more. Justin, Alex, her brother and me and you."
"Alex and her brother will just start making out."
"Hahahaha, then we'll be an octagon."
So, we started out with That 70s Show and it ended with our 'friend' making out with her brother.
Hahahahaha.
(That, of course, was NOT a word-by-word replay, but pretty damn close.)

An Asian man walks by, headphones in, Asian haircut, backpack, and the pants that cuff around the ankle and stop with his little tennis shoes. And, I'm totally enthralled in this man passing by below because he's the most Asian man who walked on a college campus.
"Yell out Gackt and see if he looks over." Cricket asked me.
I raised my voice slightly and said, "Gackt! Oh, he's wearing headphones." I pause and really take a look at him. "He's really, really Asian. He's probably the biggest Asian I've seen (and I describe what I did at the beginning of this story)."
"What do you think he's listening to? Rap?" Cricket asked.
"Um, Asian hip-hop if anything." And I laugh.
Haha.

Sitting on that bench for nearly half an hour was the best thing ever. Ever. It was so beautiful today.

♪: the black kids - Look At Me (When I Rock Wichoo)

Things that make you stop and ask, "Wtf?"

♪: ac/dc - back in black

So, I'm organizing all my writings on paper. And, this is what it looks like so far:

Okay, the only reason I'm telling you that is because of this:
So, here I am reading as I go along so I can match words to stories and I come across this:
Shinya eating, Toshiya and Die at ping pong.
Toshiya kisses Kyo, Kaoru in pain
Shinya practicing on the piano, toshiyas message
kyos message,
Toshiya on the ohone,
In the club,
Kyo spies on fans,
Kyo rubbing himself,
I'm die he's kyo,
Kaoru running through friends,
Toshiya and Shinya eating pistachio

So, I think it's a clip of there's off the MACABRE tour... Why in the hell I would do that, I have no idea.
At first I didn't remember the tour and was like, "What in the hell kind of story would that be?"
Hilarity.

♪: edwin mccain - i'll be

バッチコイレイプマン！ says:
and this is what i look like right now, haha:
バッチコイレイプマン！ says:
http://i39.tinypic.com/vnlel4.jpg
Justin says:
is that nosferatu wearing glasses?
バッチコイレイプマン！ says:
where?
バッチコイレイプマン！ says:
OH
バッチコイレイプマン！ says:
lol
バッチコイレイプマン！ says:
get it
バッチコイレイプマン！ says:
um, yes, he is... and that's the dancer for six flags.
Justin says:
Ahhh
バッチコイレイプマン！ says:
lololol
バッチコイレイプマン！ says:
you compared him to that vampire.
バッチコイレイプマン！ says:
hahahha

♪: シド - 依存の庭

テイラー says:
omg this is the best cereal ever
バッチコイレイプマン！ says:
it's not that chocolate captain crunch is it?
テイラー says:
no xD
テイラー says:
it's this chocolate mini wheat thingies
テイラー says:
fuck so good
テイラー says:
chocolate captain crunch is blasphemy
バッチコイレイプマン！ says:
LOL
バッチコイレイプマン！ says:
omg <33333
バッチコイレイプマン！ says:
i almost spit tooth paste on the computer.
テイラー says:
XDDDD
テイラー says:
<33333 it is though
バッチコイレイプマン！ says:
it is :D
テイラー says:
it's like if they where to make... berry flavored cereal with marshmellows
テイラー says:
yuck
テイラー says:
or chocolate Trix
バッチコイレイプマン！ says:
....they have chocolate trix?
テイラー says:
no, it's just an example
バッチコイレイプマン！ says:
ok, good. haha
テイラー says:
the Trix rabbit would have to only chase one flavor then, he'd be like "CHOCLATEY CHOCOLATE OHHH *orgasm*"

rofflflflflflf.

♪: msn ims

Justin says:
we should "cyber"
バッチコイレイプマン！ says:
ewno.
Justin says:
was kidding.
バッチコイレイプマン！ says:
it's awkward and i always make it end like a joke.
Justin says:
that's exactly how sex with me is

rofl.

♪: kannivalism - クライベイビー

You know what's awkward?
When a friend is going through her sketch book and inside there's a piece with some brown, thin looking paint spelling out the words, "The world hates me."
And she gives off an awkward chuckle, explaining, "I wrote that in my blood."
And you reply, "Oh, really? Ew."
She nods, "Yeah, when I used to cut myself I had a lot of blood coming from one and I just got my paint brush and yeahh."

♪: rufus wainwright - hallelujah

Last night, while on the webcam with Taylor:

me : you know, starving people won't say their food sucks.
taylor : well, i'm not starving and food sucks, soo...

That really made me lol.

♪: 浜崎あゆみ - heaven

Two minutes ago I finished 'A Dirty Job' by Christopher Moore.
As I texted Cricket:
"Um, okay."

♪: elton john - rocket man

Two things you need to know before reading the contents below:
THIS ARTICLE and its VIDEO about the article.

レイプマン！ says:
MSN is awesome. The text thing they have is awesome, haha
レイプマン！ says:
Nice, like salad.
Justin says:
what text thing, what?
Justin says:
do you really like salad
レイプマン！ says:
um, whenever someone messages me and i'm not on the computer, it texts me the message and i can talk with you through texts.
Justin says:
Ohhh
Justin says:
yes
Justin says:
all messengers have that pretty much
レイプマン！ says:
no, when that girl was squirting her poop at the wall, the other girl says, "nice, like salad."
レイプマン！ says:
i hate aim, so i never checked.
レイプマン！ says:
haha
Justin says:
i didn't even notice that.
Justin says:
oh god.
Justin says:
how is that nice, like salad. i actually like salad
Justin says:
what ew
レイプマン！ says:
lolol
Justin says:
fuck, i will never eat a salad again.
レイプマン！ says:
i knooow. that's why it's my new quote.
レイプマン！ says:
it makes me lol.
レイプマン！ says:
like, hard.
Justin says:
Hard
レイプマン！ says:
hard like a rock.
レイプマン！ says:
wood.
Justin says:
erection
レイプマン！ says:
lolol, just go out and say it.

That seriously made me lol.
He's so blunt.

♪: WaT - 僕のキモチ

I have to tell someone about this dream:
Adam Sandler, me and some guy were walking down the street and some lady gets out of her red car and offers it to Adam. He takes it and I'm driving along, noticing how awesome that car drives. Soon, we're in some driveway and this guy, who know as a weed dealer only, drives off with his girl friend and we're all like, "Why not?"
So, we break into his house and start to search drawers, everywhere, for his stash.
He's in the driveway again and we're all freaking out. So, I'm rushing to one spot then another, peeking in drawers with that other guy telling me, "Number nine, check in number nine," he held up nine fingers.
I give him the, "No duh," expression and actually say, "I've already looked in there!"
The dream ends with me in the bedroom, checking in his bedside table.

It's amusing to me!

Because, before I woke up, I had another dream which involved a search party for acid. One man had on stilts and was dressed as a clown.

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

♪: the vaccuum

団長さん likes 'The Devil Wears Prada'!
That makes me insanely happy.
But not as happy as Miyavi owning an iPhone - I felt connected to him.

♪: dope - bring it on

There are several factors of Christopher Moore's book 'A Dirty Job' that I don't like... Like, too much dialogue, he tries to be funny in every sentence, and the Dad is too smart for me.
Other than that, I'm really, really getting into the book. Took me a hundred pages, but since I had passed that point, I can't stop reading, it's awesome.
Yes, Cricket, thank you.
One thing I absolutely love about Christopher Moore himself is the fact he's never been a journalist. Which means, he doesn't try to make every sentence pretty and there's a sense of him in the book.

ANYWAY.
I refuse to rant and rave about 'Unborn.'
I'll let the imaginations put the puzzle together... The puzzle of anger, laughter and raving.

♪: アリス九號. - the beautiful name

There's not a whole lot I remember from my dream, but here's what I remember.
Me and Cricket went to come concert. And, the stage was in the middle surrounded by seats (it was some school, work event). And, Miyavi and Gackt were doing their thing, I was singing a long then Cricket nudges me when the concert goes on break. Gackt was laying down, across a few seats, sleeping. So, Cricket and I begin teasing him, singing a bunch of his songs. Finally, fed up, he starts singing Vanilla, on cue with the concert and heads back toward the stage, pissed off. Cricket and I giggle then were sent to the office where they talk to us and Gackt is talking to him about how rude we were.
Miyavi was somewhere, I can't remember - but he was there.
There was one part where Cricket touched him, we laughed and I kept saying, "You touched your God!"

♪: tracy chapman - give me one reason

Conversation today, at work, with my mom, over some soap at the owner's house:
Mom - makes me mad because we don't need all those expensive soaps. They're unnecessary to how we live.
Me - I do. It makes me happy.
Mom - Wouldn't you be happier with money?
Me - Not if I were poor and smell this good, I wouldn't care.

The movie 'Wanted' sucked so much ass, it's not even funny.
It's like if 'Fight Club' and 'X-men' had a retarded baby.

♪: Alexandre Kinn - Tranquille

I had one FUCKED UP dream last night.
Here's an excerpt:
When I peed, these grub/worm things, with a tiny mouth and teeth, came out. Mortified, I remembered that you caught it by doing something and also recalled that the babies live in your saliva. So, I checked in some mirror and in my saliva, roaming around, were baby grub/worm things with also tiny mouth and teeth. I spit several out in one spit and it came out like a mold of saliva, inside was still water (like ice in a tray that hasn't quite frozen) and they were still swimming.
OMG.
I woke up and literally said immediately, "what...the...fuck?"

And I could feel the babies hit my teeth... they were under my tongue, dksfbsdofmsdfsdf.

♪: tim minchin

I decided to take pics of my room, haha.



Not stepping on that when I first get out of bed is hard.

♪: i survived & teiraa talking

yo.
I'm watching 'I Survived...' And during this hijack of a plane, four people dead and a girl being next the flight attendant randomly decided to pass out sandwiches.
WTFH.

♪: kerli - beautiful day

SOOOO.
THIS IS A WARNING.
YESASIA.COM charges an international fee now. So. Yeah.
JUST figured that out and it pissed me off. So, wherever I buy CDs, I will be charged the 2% of my total, bitches.

My transaction booklet and my bank account don't match. It's 10 dollars off and I don't know WHERE. So, I'll be short on my phone bill, haha.
FUCK IT. Right?

♪: Alexandre Kinn - Aude (Emmène Moi ... )

So, has anyone heard of 'InsaneJournal? It's pretty much useless space on the intarwebz. It's like livejournal, but with less pre-teens.
EDIT: It IS livejournal, minus the pre-teens.

Yes, I'm stillllll burning CDs. Nope, not DVDs. I gave. I'm not going to waste anymore.
Yeah, I am still pissed.

THREE DAYS AND SEASON TWO OF DAMAGES AIRS.
;fkndsfsdfsdfdsfetfdhbfbnh.

I'll be finished with Dolores Caliborne. Like, a hundred more pages and I'm free.
Next is The Lazarus Project :)

♪: โดม - กลัว

BTW.
It seems all my DVD/CD burners are pieces of shit. I've wasted about 10 DVDs to try and put all my shit on them and all of them have failed, crashed or something. It's really pissed me off. Seriously. haha. I had to leave my computer to calm down--So, I read.
TEN DVDS. I'm so angry.
I'm doing CDs now, a lot more time into since I'm limited to 700mb and all I'm down to is movies which will take about one disc, but it's the point. I'll use about 10 CDs versus at least 2-3 DVDs. I HATE THIS COMPUTER.
Haha.
Not really, but windows always pisses me off. I should have bought a mac like my parents.

♪: 雅-miyavi- - あしタ、元気ニなぁれ。

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT?!
THIRTY-NINE pages on fucking google and my site doesn't show.
OKAY. Yeah. It's a broad search, but it's not fair! MY SITE doesn't even show up for ANY result. It's a hard-knock life, I tell you. A hard-knock one.

♪: ghost town

YO YO YO.
New Year's was awesome.


ANYWAY.
GHOST TOWN IS AN AWESOME FUCKING MOVIE.
I loved it so much. I'm watching it again, in 24 hours. I hardly EVER, EVER do that with movies.

Recently I've watched 'Strange Circus.'
It was very... Strange. No puns, please.
Wait, yes puns.
BUT BUT BUT, WAIT. The 'Issei Ishida' guy, the MAN who plays the manwomanthing was fucking HOT. I'm now obsessed. But most of his movies I can't find anywhere. Strange, I know. But, I am searching HARD for them. A movie, this year, is being released called 'サムライゾンビ.' (samurai zombie) I cannot wait until its released because I'll either download it, or wait for its DVD release and just buy the thing. He looks odd in it. Like, uglier.
You know what's the most awesome thing about him? He smokes weed. He has been caught with 'cannabis residue.' hahaha, not even the solid thing. Just some black crud. At least he doesn't waste and uses a pipe.