♪: elton john - rocket man

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THIS ARTICLE and its VIDEO about the article.

レイプマン！ says:
MSN is awesome. The text thing they have is awesome, haha
レイプマン！ says:
Nice, like salad.
Justin says:
what text thing, what?
Justin says:
do you really like salad
レイプマン！ says:
um, whenever someone messages me and i'm not on the computer, it texts me the message and i can talk with you through texts.
Justin says:
Ohhh
Justin says:
yes
Justin says:
all messengers have that pretty much
レイプマン！ says:
no, when that girl was squirting her poop at the wall, the other girl says, "nice, like salad."
レイプマン！ says:
i hate aim, so i never checked.
レイプマン！ says:
haha
Justin says:
i didn't even notice that.
Justin says:
oh god.
Justin says:
how is that nice, like salad. i actually like salad
Justin says:
what ew
レイプマン！ says:
lolol
Justin says:
fuck, i will never eat a salad again.
レイプマン！ says:
i knooow. that's why it's my new quote.
レイプマン！ says:
it makes me lol.
レイプマン！ says:
like, hard.
Justin says:
Hard
レイプマン！ says:
hard like a rock.
レイプマン！ says:
wood.
Justin says:
erection
レイプマン！ says:
lolol, just go out and say it.

That seriously made me lol.
He's so blunt.