when love is in your life, it just passes you by

I had to wash my hands before I made this. Tells you how dirty I'm going to be.

So, Kyle and I were bringing up old memories that I solely remember it. There was this one he wants to make reference to for the rest of his life apparently.

So, in ninth grade I was dating Kyle's "best friend" Michael Payne. I had liked Michael in SEVENTH GRADE. Two years later he had asked me out, right? (and right when the hearts disappeared from my eyes.) Well, we were all at Emily's (Kyle, Michael and me) and I was feeling nauseous so I told them I was going to go downstairs and lay on her water bed. I did, just in the dark when Michael decided that it would be so fucking romantic if he joined me. He lays beside me and the bed finally stops waving. He leans up and I warn him, "You're not kissing me."
The boy doesn't listen, probably thinking I was just playing hard to get. He starts to lean over, an arm stretched over onto my other side and my hands begin to lift to push him off. Well, suddenly, just as I'm fixing to push him off the bed, Kyle and Emily BOUND down the stairs.
Michael groans and plops back on his side of the bed.
Kyle takes a seat at the foot of the bed and Emily sits on something on the other side of the room, near Kyle.
We're making small talk when either Emily finds a guitar or Kyle does and then he starts to play it. He tries to tune it and strokes it, making stupid fucking sounds to correlate. He hums, strokes and begins to sing, "Michaeeelll is a pusssy. Michael is a fucking pusssyyyyy."
Michael was getting pissed and I was laughing very hard.
Emily laughs.
"Michael is a fucking doucheebaggg."
It was funny. I'm laughing making this entry.
SO, YOU'RE WELCOME, KYLE.

So, I'm going to go cook lasagna for dinner.
OH, funny conversation:
Me - so, uh, did you get your first kiss tonight?
Amanda - *smiles big* yes.
Me - open mouth or just a peck?
Amanda - *looks grossed out* peck of course!
Me - Did you like it?
Amanda - Well, it wasn't like rocket launchers going off -- wait, I've been playing Battle Field 3 too much. *she stops to laugh* Fireworks. Not like fireworks were going off.