what! a woodpecker?!

I finally remember to post about Saturday night. Don't get your panties in a bunch, I wasn't smoking or drinking. The life of a saint, I know... But, I was at Todd's and we played his RPG game.. Well, started our ten installment adventure more I like it. It's a pretty good set up I think. He has this story set up to work off our character's regrets.
My character:
Name - Jackleyn Smith (Todd misspells my purposely misspelled name every time.)
Regret - Alicia Something (I am so bad at remembering anything.)
Anger - Children
Occupation - A high class escort in Las Vegas (eat that shit, yo)

So far, I don't know what I'm going to do about my character and Alicia. I'm trying to work out a story, and a little something I can write up for Todd and be more prepared than the guys. ha! You read it first here and I stick by it. FYI, Todd-ster, I have been thinking of her personality - I make her quiet on purpose, not because it's my second game.

I have a problem with taking over some things. I am not trying to be egotistical, but with this gaming thing I am always trying to divert Todd's way of leading it, unintentionally. Haha, it's the writer in me, really.

Okay, this is going to sound really pathetic, but I am trying to make more friends than just Marina (but you're great, sex kitten). I need more options, which sounds like just an accessory, I know. Ha, sometimes I sound so emotionless. Anyway, I did meet Fallon, but she intimidates me sometimes because of her brilliance but she has that same corny sense of humor I do have and no one understands until they've known/read me for awhile. Then, Todd, he's/you're awesome, but he's/you're busy and I need someone my age with my availability. Todd does have a friend, Jake, who's pretty cool, yet I feel as if I am being an aggravation rather than friend material. I want another guy friend. Girls are good, but let's be honest: I am not very girly. I need to work on my jokes. Okay, okay, stop trying to tell me I'm already hilarious, I know. I just make really morbid/mean jokes without thinking (part of my emotionless trait).

So, my mother found this necklace in her coat pocket. She found this weird because one, she doesn't wear necklaces, and two, she hasn't worn that particular coat for a month or so... She tells me this and says, "I want your first thought on this necklace, okay?" She then turns to Amanda and asks her to get it.
As my sister fetches it, I turn to my mother and say, "No matter what I'm going to say it's bad, it's hideous. Prepare yourself."
Amanda comes back with a white, kind of neck choker necklace that has rainbow colors every few white pieces. I laugh, saying, "This looks like you got it at a gay pride parade."
My mother laughs, "You know, Amanda didn't bother to tell me that Gage or Corey had worn my coat and they might have stuck it in there."
Mystery solved because those two boys are gay together.

I just found Alien Ant Farm's song "Glow."
When I was 17-years-old this was the shit to sing to, in English.

So, I am very excited to take a bath in my freshly scrubbed bathtub. Is it sad that I look forward to that?

And my sister is fucking excited she bought a house on Skyrim. I feel as if that game will cheapen the real experience.