I think the universe is telling me not to sleep today. It's so aggravating, I want to vomit, haha.
11:00PM - Went to bed.
02:50AM - THUNDER STRIKESSSSS.
02:51AM - Dog, Molly, whines at the door / I open my room door for her and she lays down and takes it.
02:52AM - I go back to bed.
03:00AM - Dog nudges me with her nose and won't leave the side of the bed or me alone.
03:03AM - I nod off for a bit.
03:50AM - Dog pursues attention again because the thunderstorm won't fucking stop.
04:01AM - I go to the living room because even the cat, Princess, was in the action.
04:11AM - Dad walks in and tells me to go back to bed because he'd stay with them.
04:15AM - I'm asleep.
06:50AM - Sister, Amanda, wakes me up to drive her to school today.
09:00AM - I go to asleep AGAIN.
09:05AM - House phone rings. (I never answer, it's just loud and annoying.)
09:32AM - Nightmare.
09:40AM - Nightmare.
09:53AM - Nightmare.
09:54AM - House phone rings, AGAIN.
09:59AM - House phone rings, again.
10:14AM - Cricket texts.
10:38AM - Cat nudges me awake. We adjust.
11:24AM - House phone rings, AGAIN.
12:14AM - House phone rings, AGAIN and the library leaves a loud, LONG message.
12:15PM - My alarm goes off to wake up.
IT'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING.
jUST SO YOU KNOW, most of these times are correct ;)
Now I'm going to go eat my Nutty buddy and start the day.
Aw.. im sorry, really had I known you were trying to sleep I wouldnt have bugged you. You know I hear that exersise before bed helps you to stay asleep, I recomend agressive masterbation(much more fun than regular masterbation) ...Ive been to hollywood and met eddie murphy and... Have I ever told you that your obsession of lists is sexy... really, slap a pair of glasses on your head and call you a sexy libraren.... wait.
ReplyDeleteI actually am a chronic list maker.
ReplyDelete(Yeah, I know what you were thinking I was going to say.)
I used to be in my room and just list anything I could. I fucking love making lists, it's my thing.
Um.
YOU JUST QUOTED RADWIMPS, DIDN'T YOU?!
I'm so happy you like them <3333
Why yes, yes I did. There the only thing my computer or my car has sung toward my blessed ears since you gifted me with them... thank you greatly my lady... As a matter of fact, they are singing to me at this very moment.
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