♪: mst3k - riding with death pt 2

OH.
While with Cricket last night, I wrote a letter to Christopher Moore.
(Cricket, I totally forgot how we got to that point, haha.)

Dear My St. Charles of Authors!,
A friend who I believe not to be imaginary, brought up a valid point which I have thought of several times. Ready? I want to make sure you're ready to soak the essence of which is to become the greatest moment of your young life. (You're welcome.) (No, that wasn't offensive was it?) Why isn't there a movie YET? (Yeah, I think it was a tad of the line for one, two, strangers to say to a God, practically.) Yes, yes, a couple of your novels, masterpieces, have their virginity, rights, reserved on it. But, why, why after your followers, gleaming in new found popularity for their Master, have yet to lay eyes on an achievement within itself?
Every Geisha has a ceremony.
Why isn't there one?
I can already picture the frames, second by second, clayed into action.
Tim Burton?
Maybe.
Henry Selick?
Even better.
Whatever victorious animated director is crowned, get him, own him, please him. But make positive your vision is simply your style of characters. Have slightly thiner people, taller. Like their legs kept growing after initiating at twenty-two-years of age. Vibrant colors. Odd facial expressions. Dramatic expressions. Perhaps they would look like they have a 'surprise face' on all the time.
Own the cinema.
Heck, I, a fan, does not believe that movie has to be animated, but it's of the best choice. Right?

PRAYFULLY YOURS,
ichibutt and cricket

ps - Not only would your movie hypnotize sober people, but imagine, if you would, what a person who hit three times on their favourite bong, Sharona, got up and went to see your movie.
A movie to watch getting perfectly gathered.
Right?

HIS REPLY
Wow. A movie! I can't imagine why that hasn't occurred to anyone. Thanks. I'll bring it up at the next meeting :)
Best
Chris

Sent from my iPhone

Hahaha, I was totally disappointed. I KNOWWW he doesn't do it, buttttt, I replied. Out of boredom.
Yes, it has occurred, but why hasn't anyone done anything about it?
You have cults.
I'm surprised NONE of them has made homemade movies of your books. I bet they have, I bet they play it during their meetings.

Reading is hard after Sharona.

Fuckers.