Yesterday/Earlier today, Cricket and I went on to her friend's, Adam's, myspace and changed everything. Hey, he gave us the password and e-mail... "Practically an invite."
-Cricket Quote
I changed his headline, about me and added a conspicuous sentence in his who'd I like to meet.
headline
wtf. why do we have to analyze 'if one door closes, another one opens?' we get it!
Adam's About me Redone
Have you ever just tried to blow out a candle, with your friend, from two feet away.
If you have, then you're in the right place.
Hey, I'm Adam grizzly fuckin' Adams.
Yeah, I know, lucky boy, he's about to meet The Adam, like I'm the title for you, babe. That's some black book material. No, no, I'm very confident me and you will end up together. (They aren't pick-up lines, it's just the truth.)
I'm pretty lax on most things. I mean, if you weren't, could you work at Wal*Mart? That's me, the Wal*Mart employee. (Rhymes are part of my scheme.) You're welcome.
Ever been to the simulated beach and felt some warm water drifting your way? That's me, staring at you as you look grotequely over. No, no, no. Don't be afraid, I'm quite friendly and awesome. Sometimes I can't hear myself over the sound of how awesome I am.
Who I'd Like to Meet
someone though could show me why some things are the way that they are and a way to fix the mistakes that have been made that should have never been made in the first place.
baby goo goo ga.
Hahahahahaha.
I'm so awesome.
Um.
I also took screenshots:
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Hahaha... I walked into the break room last night to clock in, he stands up from the table raises his hand and points at me and says, "Im gonna kill you Cricket." I reply, "Why? It was fucking a, besides we sent you back the original." "No you didnt, you sent me the changes you made... thanks." lol.... I laughed soooo hard my coworkers were looking at me like I might just pull out a sawed off shotgun out of nowhere and start unloading.
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