Today, at lunch, I went to a park to eat. Afterwards, I fed the ducks with 75 cents worth of corn. It was so calming.
Zen.
Mom - What station is this?
Jimmy Dale - Those songs are so good.
Mom - That's like the 10th love song they've played in the last hour.
Jimmy Dale - Maybe you and jimmy should rekindle your love.
Mom - At the gay bay, gay bar, gay bar...
I've never been more proud of my mother.
In other news, radical or not.
I think I may the following diseases:
- Anemic
- Bowel cancer
- Ulcers
- Parasites
- Food poisoning
- And/or hemorrhoid problems.
I will not explain WHY I think this, but there's a good chance it's parasites. If so, I will be frightened to the point of amazement and beg for pictures. Honestly, if it's parasites, I'd sign up for 'Monsters Inside Me.'
If you have a tape Worm name it Linda!
ReplyDeleteand I must say your mother is quite awesome from that one liner!
Can 'parasites' really be considered a disease?
ReplyDeleteAnd you would have to name it Marla.
@ masculinetergabyte:
ReplyDeleteUh, yeah. An infectious, man-eating parasite can really fall into any category. I may be dying, being literally eaten alive (my worst nightmare) and we're arguing about if parasites are considered a disease. Well, you, ma'am, are a disease.