Tina - *fumbling for the car light* Watch out, ya'll, it's going to be bright. *a moment later of fumbling* Cricket, where's the light?
Cricket - *reaches up, turns on the light*
Me - AHHHHHHHHH!
*talk about chilvary with Cricket and Tina*
Me - One time, when I was walking with Emily (A nearly midget girl, I'm 5'6''), a dog came up, without a leash, and started barking at our heels. I immediately, without second thought, grab Emily and put her in front.
Tina & Cricket - Hahaha, did you really?
Me - Haha, yes.
Tina - One time, when me and my brother were walking, the same thing happened and he shoved me on the ground and ran. I was 12-years-old and he was 15. He got in trouble, because he knew better.
Me - Oh, if he didn't, he would've not got in trouble?
Tina - Noooo.
*cricket and tina are upfront, I'm in the back, in the middle.*
Tina - blah blah blah.... Ichi, are you buckled?
Me - *makes wtf face* Uhhh, noooo.
Tina - OMG, get buckled! What are you doing! *immediately stops car in the middle of the fucking road, AT NIGHT mind you.*
Me - URRGGHHHH!
Tina - You could hit the dash, you could fly out the window!
Cricket - Don't worry, she'll turn my head so I don't have to watch.
(this joke was referring to THIS POST!)
*me, remembering something that reminds me of cricket*
Me - Oh, so I was reading and this guy said he started talking about something stupid with his parents 'time machine' and all related... And his friends didn't even stop him. And I was reminded of Cricket, but she never does.
*late in Kroger*
*Man walking past us with his cart... Cricket starts to mimick his walk and I'm laughing silently to myself, attempting not to make a big scene. Well, the wife starts walking TOWARD her husband and Cricket breaks away and whispers to me* Why didn't you stop me?
Me - HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! *And have to cover my mouth and walk behind a shelf. *
*at the lunch meat section at Kroger, FINALLY after the funny walking man*
Me - Oh no, they don't have oscar meyer. Oh no. WHAT AM I GOING TO BRING HOME TO MY FAMILY?
(Kroger was so much fun, ughhh, ahhh.)
(picture, pertains for the bottom dialogue.)
*at the DQ drive thru*
Tina - Any body want anything?
Me - Cricket, you want a blizzard?
Cricket - I don't know, do YOU want a blizzard?
Me - I don't know, do you?
Cricket - I do if you do.
Me - I do if you do.
Cricket - I do if you do.
Me - Me too.
Cricket - I just said it first!
Me - Fine, it means yes.
Tina - What's, uh, the hawaiian blizzard?
Cashier - It has pineapple, bananas and coconut.
Me - *yells to the mic, from the backseat, sarcastic* So, anything tropical, right?
*more ordering*
Me - *JUST SAW A GIRL HOLDING ONTO THE PASSENGER SIDE DOOR, ROLLAR SKATES ON, CAR SLOWING DOWN AT A STOP LIGHT. I grab Cricket's shoulder.* Dude look! Dude look! *my hand is out the window, pointing*
Cricket - Hahahahaha!
*We are getting our phones out. We stick ours out the window, Cricket gets a better picture than me*
Tina - *still ordering. After she does, we're going to window and she says* there's some guy and girl hysterically laughing at you guys.
Cricket - Haha!
Me - Nu uh! *looks back, and indeed, they're laughing*
*five minutes later*
Me - Man, we have no idea what we said for them to laugh at us.
The final and the best story:
Cricket - you okay to drive?
Ichi - Yep, of course. *starts to grab purse, phone, grocery items and blizzard.*
Tina - You have a lott of stufff. Sure you don't want to make another trip?
Ichi - No! *gets out of the car and her pants are falling down. She's standing there with an armful of items and standing there, pants keep inching down.* My pants are falling down! *walks up a bit, they got worse. I'm also struggling with the round blizzard cup* Ugh, fuck that! Jesus Christ! *throws cup on ground* My pants are falling down! I can't think right now.
Tina - Well, do you need help?
Ichi - No, I'm cool. *speading legs so pants won't fall to her ankles. I panicked* No, here. *puts down purse on ground, phone on car*
Tina - That's a white purse!
Ichi - *puts the BORROWED movies on the ground and saying,* sorry! haha ha haaaa.
Tina - Are you sure you got it?
Cricket - *smiling* Oh she's got it.
Ichi - I got it. *pulls up pants, opens car door, loads everything*
Tina - Alright, don't forget your phone, it's on your car.
Ichi - *seriously worried* Oh, thank you! I thought it was in my pocket. Oh man. *pause* hahahaha, yes, I'm okay to drive.
I definitely got it.
Bye-bye little man.
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