Cricket - *pause*
Ichi - Oops! hahahahaha. *pause*
Cricket - *a moment later* okay, go on.
Ichi - Oopookle! hahahaha
Cricket - What's Oopookle?
Ichi - I was thinking of words that maybe started with the sound 'oop!' So, as soon as I thought of it, you turned to me and I was like, why not?
Cricket - That was nice.
Ichi - Soo, haha, that's a funny word. What's your funny word?
Cricket - *doesn't understand*
Ichi - I made 'Oopookle' what's yours?
Cricket - Oopsicle.
*ichi and cricket decided that spelling*
Cricket - It sounds surprising! Oopookle!
Ichi - *surprised face* OOPOOKLE!
*Cricket and Ichi small talk*
Ichi - Hahahahha, What do you think a zombie... Haha, okay, so you're sitting here and doing what you're doing now and uh all of a sudden you hear a groaning and shuffling at your front door. And you hear everyone screaming... Would ya go in there and see what it is or would you lock your door and try to get you air conditioner out the window?
Cricket - I think the second option, yeah. Like, lock the door, brace it with the bed behind it and try to get my window and wait kind of to see if the screaming continues if there's an abrupt stop I know what happens. You know this shit at happenin'. Come on, you know what would've happened.
Ichi - I would've went out there and checked. Not joking.
Cricket - No, really, if I heard the groaning and the screams, I would probably think there's a dog that got loose in our house. Like, okay, so our dogs have gone insane.
Ichi - Hahaha, I would still go out there and check. I hear them shuffling in front of my door, I just want to know, I'll probably die. With anybody, if there's gunshots inside the house, I'll still go and check. I definitely, just kinda, want to check it out.
Cricket - I'm so glad we've never had a school shooting.
Ichi - *makes gesture to look out a door*
Cricket - Ichi would be like, 'Oh, random gunshots, let's go see!'
Ichi - I bet you a million dollars no one would stop me! Unless Amanda Stidham is there. The buttkiss. 'Now, Heather, do you really think that's a smart idea?'
*small talk until we talk about getting a weed leaf tattooed on your arm, high... Wouldn't it hurt more?*
Ichi - Naw, it'll be like a Zombie bitting down on you. 'Ahhhh! WTF!'
*laughter*
Ichi - That would be my initial reaction, "Ahh, wtf!" I'll go and check and then they'll bite me. Then I'll be like, "FUCK! Now I'm going to be a Zombie.' Of course, I would have to hide so I can become a zombie without getting eaten first so I can shuffle around and eat other people. I want to sit up in a tree and turn zombie in a tree so I could just fall down. Hahahahhaa, can you imgaine just falling out of a tree. Groaning, rustling, *groan* till I fall on my face.
Cricket - If you did survive, you wouldn't be able to walk... You'd shuffle around on your stomach.
Ichi - They'll be busy with the zombies face to face.
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