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If you stick to it until the end, I think the rating would be amusing. Not mild, just plain.

Mild amusement: Guess who's not sober.

(via email)
Me - So, you've gotten high, four times?
Right?
I thought, once, that I would die of suffocation if I didn't stop laughing. That was when I was sitting in a parking lot space.
So not obvious.
Kyle - Well, I've smoked four times. I only got high the very last time. I smoked a bit during that Matt and Robin party. It was bad and I was drunk. The time before that though, Rob was laughing his ass off, he was purple. "His...head..." he struggled. "What?" I asked him giggling. "His...head hahahaha ...looks like...buh huhahahaha a basketball..." "...." lmfao... "WHAT .... The .... FUCK?" lmfao. Greatest night of my life.
Me - Haha, that seems silly.
Kyle - It was the funniest fucking thing that's ever happened to me. I will never forget it. I was in bed with Robin, she was going to sleep. Rob was laying between my legs ontop of the blanket. Justin was standing at the door cracking up.
Me - Did you wake up Robin?
Kyle - We all did. We were laughing so loud it was echoing in the room. It was like, at 3 - 4 AM. lmfao.
Me - *air high five*
Kyle - Shit I missed it. Yeah, I loved every moment of that night.
Me - Do my moments just shrink into a dwarf sized form of 'love'?
Kyle - Just a few. It shrinks, decompresses and then comes back to size and makes my sub-cochle area all warm
Me - You wanna laugh and then it just comes out as disgusted groans.
Kyle - lmao groans of pain
Me - There are groans that mean disgusted.
There are groans of displeasure.
There are groans of despair.
Don't dare compare groan of pain.
(if rhymed lol)
Kyle - lol I have groans of hunger and groans of sickness
Me - OSHIT, I see where you going with that.
Sorry, I didn't catch your groan of pain joke.
It was a joke, right?
Kyle - Yeah, just a joke lol
Me - Haha, don't I feel stupid.
Say no, while I say yes.
Kyle - I didn't. lol I don't even know where the grunts and groans are heading
Me - I'm stopping my grunt description thing.
Kyle - lol Ok. We can play prototype too.
Me - HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
You're so goddamn funny.
Kyle - What kind of groans are you having now?
Me - Displeasure, Kyle, displeasure.
Kyle - How so? Why?
Me - You would so bone me.
Don't even deny it anymore.
Kyle - ?? What?
Me - lol.
Kyle - I'm confused
Me - Convient.
Kyle - lol What the hell is going on?
Me - Hahahhahahahhaxinfinity.
Kyle - Everything you are saying is really cryptic. What's going on?
Me - Nothing?
Kyle - Hmmm, ok. This is weird. I am lost.
Me - What? Seriously, nothing is going on.
Kyle - lol ok. I believe you. Anyway... sup?
Me - Nothing, just poking around on Cracked.
Kyle - Love that website.
Me - Ditto.
Kyle - Bone.
Me - Boner.
Kyle - Bonero.
Me - For the past hour I've been high.
fyi.