I was standing up and taking some water from my bottle when I nearly fell backwards.
Sad, really.
Bah, my parents took my lamp, the one I bought for my father (specifically) from overstock.com. Haha. NOW I HAVE MY MOTHER'S GRANDMOTHER'S (my GREAT grandmother). You might think it's pretty, but it's not.
It's frighteningly ugly.
See?
My reaction is quite frank.
I got to say hello to Ben, make a short, stupid, smack on the forehead joke.
UHGUHGUHGUHGUGHUGH.
Yo! I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish but A Christmas Story had one of the greatest lamps of all time....OF ALL TIME *shrugs and walks off stage*
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