Digital Digital Get Down

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So, Scotty did a group text with me, Jaccob, Alan, and some number I'm assuming is a girl named Christina. The group text included a picture of some tape dispenser shaped like an orange man on a toilet, looking happy as shit, ha.
I replied within the group text:
Me - I look that happy on the toilet.
Jaccob - Shut up, no one cares.
Me - Don't be jealous of my fiber content.
Alan - Lol, you and Jake both did [text in the group MMS]. Scotty sends me a mms and then I get one from Jake and 2 from you all while trying to bring up the picture.
Jaccob - Took you long enough. How long did it take you to think of that?
Scotty - I missed something, a picture maybe? Oh nvm I get it now. Yes, Jake you did.
Me - .3 miles. You're just jealous.
Random # - Who's this?

The first post-it (to the left) was left randomly in my desk by none other than Todd. I posted it on my little board. The next day, he added to the theme with another post-it in my desk.

I decided that he's my sponsor for eating my own dried mucus. 

A woman from work, Bernie, stuck this to my arm with a wink. I kept it in a better place. Right near my heart.

This was in our fucking workbook for Japanese class. I said that the guy running up to the girl was yelling, "PLEASE, YOU HAVE MY FAVORITE PEN!"

So, Becky, Alex, Fallon, and I were talking about how I had a place Fallon could crash if she wanted in town.

She said, "No thanks."

I said, "The bed is small, but I'd kick him out."

"Really?"

"Yeah."

Alex asked, "Just lay with him."

"That would be awkward - I'd have to be on top of him."

Becky chimed, "Well, first step to losing your virginity..."

Knitting lessons today went well. Can't post the pic of Becky without her permission and her choice of pic, but she's nearly done with her first hat! I am so excited I am nearly peeing on myself. Who am I kidding? I am leaking all over myself. Only from excitement - loss of bladder control is down the road a few years.

After school, I met up with Fallon with Micheru.

I was telling them about this hot fucking piece of ass who's a Spanish teacher. I told them how I fight the incoming crowd of the dismissed students just so I can look at him for a moment or two while he's gathering his things. I want to do things to this man.

And this guy behind us chimes in with, "Girls, girls, girls, I know you're talking about me, but damn. Control yourselves."

We laughed.

Then he said, "I wish," and walked away.

I like that guy.

The title had me think of the actual song by N*Sync. You know, by the time that song was released (2000) that was all coming around. It blew everyone's fucking mind.

Hilarious that they had to deliver the message of how fucking mind blowing it was with lyrics like....

"Digital digital get down just you and me

(You may be) Twenty thousand miles away but I can see ya
And baby baby you can see me"