Forgotten Idioms

Okay, so, I've decided to do a resurrection post of everything that's died out because I forgot to post it before.

< ressurection >
*In Japanese class*
Some girl - Sonoda-sensei, does Japan have a "bless you" saying for when someone sneezes?
Sonoda-sensei - Um, no.
Me - So, you all just sit there awkwardly afterwards?
Sonoda-sensei - No, we just don't mention it.
Me - That's awkward. What a culture shock.

Awhile ago Jaccob sent me:

I smell no sarcasm here. I am just reading something that's always right and always will be. I just read this and have to save this incase something took over his brain and made him forget every true fact in the universe.

So, he was afraid when I told him that I saved it.

So, he seemed to want to make lies (I think the something was already infecting him).

. . .

See what I mean?

I should host an exorcism where his penis has to go. Because, obviously, penises are a big deal to him.

< / resurrection >

(Because I only had enough memory for two.)

Last night I gave Becky knitting lessons at Barnes-n-Noble.

Micheru joined us.

So, we now officially have a knitting circle. Becky's hat should be finished before winter hits which is the good news. Bad news is when Fallon wants to knit the same hat.

Fall is here and the leaves are crunching under my feet.

Even that line brings a smile to my face. No more fucking 90-degree 10AMs. 

In other news, I've lost just over 20lbs now.

Stop cheering, Jesus Christ.

And it sucks in the way that my clothes are getting unshapely baggy. 

That, too, brings a smile to my face.

I have to go. I'm getting tired and I have work in three hours. I am just the epitome of awesome.

さようなら。

ps -  Fun fact. Even if the html tags are made up, blogger removes them in the posting process. Another fun fact, it allows spaced imaginary ones.