Pedro hates fat girls.
Pedro: Yeah, the only reason I still keep in touch with you is so when I'm old and alone I can turn to you.
Me: -laughs- Haha, it's like one of those the only woman left on earth type thing, right?
Pedro: -laughs- Yeah.
Me: Don't worry, I'll make sure to get really fat for you.
Pedro: -laughs- Shut up. I'm sure it won't matter if that happens anyway.
lolll.
Also, last night while drugged on pain killers, I got to thinking about my commitment problem and how it also deals with my cellphones. I've never had the same cellphone for more than a year and I went through and accounted for all my cellphones:
1 - LG flip phone.
2 - Nokia
3 - Motorola flip, camera phone.
4 - Black Razer
5 - Pink Razor
6 - Slider
7 - iPhone
And I'm fixing to get a new one in a month or so, go figure.
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