you were like AGHGHARTTGGG

So, my college shit is finally submitted. I'm just waiting on being accepted and then a meeting with my advisor.
Cannot wait.
Had another dream with living in Korea... Then I had to visit China. It was poor. When I got back to Korea the woman I was with had been put in jail. I visited her and spoke Korean&English.
Amazing.

Me and Marina were sitting in her car late the other night.
This huge ass Lotus or whatever jumped onto her steering wheel. I went, "OMG!"
Marina just freaked the fuck out and decided that the right way to react would be to scream bloody murder, jump onto my lap, grab my arms and keep pulling me BACK INTO THE CAR when I was trying so hard to exit.
When she finally realized it was okay, she regained her self composure and said, "Damn, I thought you saw a guy with a gun or something."
Wtf?
At least I wouldn't be shot because she's a human shield. Plus, all that guy's attention would be on her, trying to get her to shut up. By the time he realized there was a white girl, I would already be in Walmart, calling the cops.

what do you want me to say

OHHHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Me and Marina hung out last night after work. We got food, ate it, listened to music. Boy oh boy, then, after listening to music we were hyped to dance. So, we went back to our work's parking lot (deserted) and danced.
She was impressed with me, shit yeah.
I was 'cool as alaska.'
I have videos of her doing 'The Walker.'
(See, I did some dance earlier in the car, Marina said it looked like an old lady and her walker. We then made that dance and even added 'The Hip Slip' to it.)
Ha.
Sorry, though, I'm not posting the videos for obvious reasons.

And, thanks to last night, I have a mosquito bite.
FUCK LIFE.

Did closing announcements last night.
Speech impediment decided to work it...
FUCK LIFE (again).

Yesterday I was sick. Had to call in and everything - don't know what was wrong with me.

The DAY BEFORE yesterday's day before (ha, wrap your head around that), though, me and Marina kicked it. Sweet. Again.
We got something to eat, ate it, drove to Western. We sat around the fountain.

Yeah.
And Marina ran through it. Ha.

WEIRD AND BORING DREAM ALERT!

The dream last night wasn't really interesting, but it wasn't boring either. I don't know how to explain it. I was at this castle, fake, for just looks, for a tour. I came with a group of people. During the middle of our tour the earth shook a bit and water started to fill the castle. Everyone moved to higher ground, trying to figure out what was wrong. As we looked out windows and doors we saw aliens. Like the monsters from Stephen King's 'The Mist.'
The women started to scream and the guys tried to calm them down, trying to talk things through. Everyone immediately wanted to leave in their cars. One guy made it to his car but was crshed by some giant bug. We all went to the roof, the astle starting to brim with water and saw these sticky tentacles reaching up and over, bringing some guy down, in half. There were more tentacles, all swarming buildings, covering roofs to make sure no one was on one.
A man pulled up in a car and I'm thinking how was that possible because no one could escape. We were trapped in one house until we died. He started to bring news of how we could escape. He was screaming it at us until a claw got him.
The water was everywhere. Over our heads, in the cars. I was freaking out because I thought we couldn't breathe and I would suffocate. But everyone started to swim and seem calm. And, by Marina, I discovered if you breathed through your nose then it was all right.
I swam until I noticed there wasn't a surface to the water. We were stuck - I woke up.

you're just trying to get me back now.

I've been digging through my oldie music files.
It's been very entertaining as of late. I feel so old. Remembering when these singles came out and when a band would form and break up a year later or so.
ARGH.
I'm turning 21 in less than a month and I'm so depressed.
I don't want to grow up?
B-o-o h-o-o.
I mean... I just head-banged to this song and got lightheaded.
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?
Soon I can't wake up in the morning without coffee and complain about needing a nap halfway through the day.
OR, omg, can't stay up past 2AM.
And talking about insurance and what happened at the job today would be EXCITING.
Songs, from my generation, will, one day, be on an oldies station.
Computers, gadgets and all other new-age technology would be like trying to work on a car for me. I won't understand it and have my kids help explain everything. Then I still won't understand it and I'll get angry because I'm confused.
Maybe, one day, google will cease to exist and I will remember when it launched.

Btw, decided what I wanted to do with my life - Want to live in Japan. That's about it, haha.

I love it when I play old hippie oldies from the late 70s to early 80s and my mom can just sing them like it was yesterday ha.
Yesterday it was The Steve Miller Band - The Joker.
(If I was singing to that song really loudly, that one night I was followed by a cop, I would understand why he followed.)


My hair dried like that and it was so boyish I had to pic it.

In the meantime, enjoy this video of Princess chasing his tail.

this watermelon is fantastic!

Okay, I'm tired of cops.
There, I said it.
My god, they just follow anyone.
No, I didn't get pulled over... But, I did get followed, again. Like they have nothing else better to do. With plenty of cars rolling past I'm the one he chooses ... like some light guiding God's children to the gates.
There I am, driving through SG (on my way home from work), singing 'Knockin' on Heaven's Door' by Guns'n'Roses and there's a cop obviously on the stake. Car is on and everything.
I am so not breaking the speed limit so I thought I was safe. Until I went a little down the road and noticed he was pulling the fuck out.
I go to the post office anyway because I have to drop off my bill. I drop it off and I can see him passing down the street in my rearview mirror. As I go to turn around, he's going up the post office street (instead of down like I came) and slowing down to a crawl. I back up, pull up to the stop sign to wait on him to pass. As I'm staring at him he immediately speeds up and looks away.
Wtf?
He followed me out of SG, btw.
WTFH was I doing?
Someone, please tell me.
I left no mundane detail out.
This is like the fourth time this has happened within the past three months. In the city, out the city, what have you. It's tiring.

ha, the carpet does match the drapes

Yesterday was nice.
Went to the movies with my sister to see 'Toy Story 3.'
If you liked 'Toy Story 1' then that movie would be the shit for you. However, since I'm a joyless person, I didn't really like TS3 and, therefore, will probably never watch it again.
This annoying, dirty family had to sit in front of us. Sucked. But the way they laughed and the little girl would make growling sounds sometimes was funny.

Afterward Amanda introduced me to a smoothie. IT WAS FANTASTIC. I drunk the shit out of it. Literally. Slurping it enough where I wouldn't get a freeze brain.
Wait, is that how it's said?
Anyway. I wanted to go up and down on the escalators so I led my sister to Macy's. In there, some old lady who worked there eyed me and my beloved smoothie. I was like, 'Bitch, whatever.'
So, I alone went up the escalator and up there was this table full of small trash cans and their boxes underneath. They were having a sale apparently. By the time I reached the top I was finished with my smoothie. Seeing a regular, o', found in every store and corner of the mall, trash can I stick it in there.
Not realizing, mind you, that it was only a demo for people who wanted to purchase the trash cans.
So, I just threw away my smoothie in some fake trash can.
Hilarity!

Went to get my sister an icee.
Went to Crafty Hands.
Went home.
Productive.

so eminem said that his music sucks now because he's off drugs?

WOW.
Shot off fireworks for the first time yesterday. My cousin actually went to Tennessee and bought a few boxes of firweorks just so I could shoot some off.
Awesome.
Burned my hand with that fucking red devil - I think I heard it cackle too.
Then, towards the end of the show, my father came up and wanted to experiment with putting one firework in a different tube.
Welllllll.
The first three tubes went off great. I was looking up at their show when all of the sudden my dad and cousin said "WHAO!" Then, I guess when my dad realized I was still there and said, "HEATHER, step back!"
I looked down to see these red sparks flying at me. It felt as if I just went to hyper drive or something spacey.
It was awesome.
I started running back, laughing.
The tube exploded.
Awesome shit.
Tons of fun.
My sister has a short video of this. If it's anything, I'll share.

Aside from that, nothing.

ha jewsville

Me and Cricket kicked it yesterday night/early this morning. Awesome time.
We watched Sailor Moon and wondered why we even liked it as children. But it was the best to watch. The pixie boy, the piper boy, the annoying voices, the colors, the 'that's what she said,' the copying Japanese, the skipping each chapter and saying, 'Now this is what's happening.'
Good times.
Loved it.
It was a lot of fun.

Cricket - it's only half a bowl, I'll have to go get more.
Me - Okay.
Cricket - *gets up, leaves the little picture container.*
Me - *continues watching Sailor Moon* I have to be functional.
Cricket - You want more?
Me - YES! This is awesome.
*a long moment passes*
Cricket - *looks very aggravated and nearly stomping through her room* He was afraid I would drop it... *snatches the picture container and leaves*
Me - hahaha!

Oh yeah, I wanted to eat the little monsters - I thought they would taste like blueberries.

OH YEAH, we have a game now.
Take hits whenever you see something PHYSICALLY impossible while watching Bible Black.