♪: ガゼット - LEECH

PSSSSHHHHHHH.
So, for the past week or so I had so much trouble sleeping I was about to go apeshit on something. I would get one to four hours of sleep a night and for me, that's horrible. No one should have to have that little of sleep, haha. For me, I actually SET TIME ASIDE so I can have at least 10 hours. I think 8 is horrific. Yet, I actually got sick. And, yeah. Last night I slept for like 12 hours and I was good as new. I fucking loved ittttt.

Watched Grandma's Boy the other night. Fucking awesome movie and I hardly ever like those type of movies. Dante is my new God, haha.
Watched Twilight last night. God, fucking God. I fucking hated that movie. I'll buy it for all the hot guys in the movie, but that's it. Twilight sucks and there's a lot of pre-teen sex scenes. What's a pre-teen sex scene? you may be thinking. It's eye-sex. Just staring, squinting, etc... READ THE BOOK. Tried, sucked more ass than the movie.

Hung out with an old High School crush the other night. Geez. Guess what I fucking did: I fell into a ditch. Right in front of him. Full fledge landed on my face kind of falling. How fucking embarrassing. He helped me up saying, "Get up, looks like you're vomiting."
He's so kind.... Sarcasm.

#80

I just put back all my posters on the wall since it's too cold to have a gigantic fan blowing at me anymore :D I missed them, they were my eye-candy, something to do when I'm just trying to sleep, haha.
Too bad two of the bands on my wall are disbanded :( That makes it sad to look, but think of all the good times looking up their videos, haha.
Sadly, I need to get more. I've had these for like a year. Just haven't had the motivation to spend my money on that--magazines imported from Japan are expensive as hell.

10 MINUTES TO GO AND YEAH YOU WANNA STAY HOME

Flavour(s?) of the week?
The Ting Tings
The Feeling
Heloise & The Savoir Faire
It's a shame that I haven't been much in to my foreign music like I once was. ALTHOUGH DBSK's 'Mirotic' album kicks ass. I'm proud they're still fucking awesome. I haven't been bored with them for the past five years and that's a hell of an accomplishment for a band.
I recently calculated how many bands I listen and keep up with weekly: OVER 300. It's a sad, sad life.

Has anyone seen Damages?
IT'S A FUCKING AWESOME SHOW. I'm going to watch a few more episodes tonight. Glenn Close is so fucking awesome.
I just love that show, I CANNOT wait for Season 2.

Early Today:
I walk to my doorway and my sister walks into the hallway entrance. We squint to each other and I ask, "Where are you going?"
Her eyes to flicker to the bathroom and my eyes flicker to the bathroom.
We stare for a moment longer before I note, "I'M ON MY PERIOD!" And then I jump to the bathroom doorway and she does the same.
Needless to say, I won :Dv

Twilight... What can I say?
I'm so fucking tired of hearing about this stupid, pre-teen book. The writing style she uses is just, uck, and the story-line is about any story-line for ANY cheap thrilled teen book about Vampires. Honestly.
It's like a porn MADE for 12-year-olds.
The other day I went to hot topic and this was what greeted me:

I seriously busted out laughing.
I stopped laughing when I saw these fucking awesome pants I wish I could wear if it wasn't for my child-bearing hips:

OMG I LOVE THEM!! I SERIOUSLY HATE MY FUCKING LARGE HIPS.

Then I filled up my tank:

OMGOMGOMG :DDDDD Only 17 dollars!

Btw, I was carded because I didn't even look 18!
That made me happy, but sad because guys do say I look so young and they feel wrong for liking me, haha.
But, I'm staying happy about it... I just hope my age doesn't all catch up with me later and I look 10 times older than I am.
OH WELL <3

omgomgomg

So there I was, sitting half-naked on the porter potty toilet and I look up and see this:



Of course, the first thing you can do wrong is panic, so I settled with getting my phone out and snapping a picture of his crabby spider thing. Blah blah, I snapped the picture, put the phone back in my pocket and reached for some toilet paper. As I wiped myself clean, I looked up once more then noticed, "Holy fucking shit he's gone."
Now, this isn't as major if I wasn't sitting on the toilet, pants down to the ankles and the only way of knowing where it went was to look on my body, the floor, then the door.
It's not like I can automatically stand and just keep calm.
So, I finished my cleaning routine, stood, shook my pants a tad before putting them back on and just calmly looked in the crack of the door and noticed one of his wee little legs sticking out.
Imagine my relief please.
I was about to have that porter potty a rocking, haha.

Teriyaki

..Beef Jerky is the best.

Halloween was, something.
It was reallyyyyy nice.
Except I think I may have something WRONG with my stomach because I took a HALF shot of Vodka and puked up EVERYTHING I ate that night.
Which, that includes: Burger King's #11, Oreos, Doritos, Chips & Dip, and something else, I can't remember.
But the worst part of all was not being able to flush the toilet. And, when you're high and slightly drunk (I also had a beer.... I'M A LIGHT WEIGHT TO ALCOHOL) about to pass out while standing, trying to flush a stupid toilet is a chore.
So, I'm sorry friend's mom... because, she's the one who found it, haha.
I spent a good hour and a half throwing up that night, all the way through the movie the Labyrinth.

This morning, while slightly out of mind, we watched Fight Club and I realized how dramatic everything is.
Every sentence, line, everything is a dramatic pause.
Watch or read the book and just, after every sentence, say 'Dramatic Pause' and you'll realize what I'm talking about.
Chuck Palahniuk is good, but he's too much of a journalist. Every line is a clue to the book, ever action is a clue to the book and since he's throwing it at you all through the goddamn book, you know the ending before it happens.
Which, totally ruins my fandom of Chuck Palahniuk :/ Basically any journalist.
They have pretty sentences, but I hate dramatic pauses.

I have to shower.
DRAMATIC PAUSE.