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Saturday, January 26, 2013

My Boyfriend is Gay

He is. See, I took a bubble bath. A sweet, sensual, naked, frothy, steamy bubble bath. My skin pinkened, my hair got wet on the tips, and the bubbles just could not cover my lady parts. I even left the bathroom door unlocked for Jaccob to see, to talk to me. For the sixteen minutes I blew at bubbles, made shapes, and felt the little air pockets roll across my skin, Jaccob did not, not even once, come see me in the bathtub. I walked out, told him this, then said he liked men.

I did the whole set up. A porn director could do no better (of course I'm sure that the porn director would have another guy and a dildo lurking somewhere in that water).

He redeemed himself later, but, damn. He's that one fish that doesn't take the bait.

However, the point of all that is not my title's subject, it is that bubble baths, airborne, are absolutely fucking amazing. I completely loved the feel of a thick layer of bubbles moving between my sliding hands. I cannot think of another relaxing moment.

Trivia for this story: It was the last of Japanese Cherry Blossom Bubble Bath that was Jaccob's. I don't own bubble bath soap.

May gave me this and said, "It's a rock... That looks different. Just like when I drew daddy the turtle that looked different."

'Nuff said.

She never followed through with the rabbit.

Jaccob - Take the top cover off because I don't want to be too hot.
Me - Or collllld.
Jaccob - Yes. Because if you have the two....
Me - We get it. You're the Goldie Locks of temperature.

School is going okay. My first week was very stressful. Mostly in the unprepared sense. I just cannot get my shit together. I just don't have the stamina or drive. I wonder where I could find some... Probably in the sweat and tears of the honor's dorm. Those kids know how to be quiet and study. DON'T WORRY. I'm doing better. Just did my agenda for the next week and have some of the studying finished. 

I'm drunk right now, so I shouldn't really study.

I should be writing my story. It's hard to concentrate anymore.

I guess this is ta-ta for now, folks. Have fun in all your life's endeavors. 

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