HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACCOB!
It has been an almost normal day.
Except one young man turned another year older, another year closer to death.
No, kidding. Wish they were evil. Wish they could walk, talk, and have their little drawings come to life.
Life is not funny like that.
However, they're done and everyone loved them (which they told me, wish I had telepathy).
I promised him an entry to himself, despite me baking him cupcakes and despite me trying to light 23 candles which didn't work (laugh if you will, bitches) and despite me buying him the Doctor Who book he hasn't read. He gets one more thing from me and that's the key to all the little drawings above (no pun intended with the key drawing).
Okay, the ones in parenthesis are his interpretation of the drawings. Which was sad. Which Todd guessed all of them correctly.
(From top left, to bottom right.)
1 - Peanut from the nut conversation I've posted before (I don't know.)
2 - Chocolate conversation ensuing from the "Damn Skippy" comment (It's plain?)
3 - From when he forgot my name (Uh, my name?)
4 - He made a comment about the keys fitting right in the vagina. It was a "femineedist" comment. (Obviously a Kingdom Hearts reference.)
5 - A piece of candy where they (Todd and Jaccob) throw them at one another. It was quite hilarious. (Because I like candy.)
6 - We always argue if I'm 100% right. I am. (Because I'm 100% always right.)
7 - It's supposed to be a child since we both kind of made a dead kid joke in front of co-workers. Not our brightest moment. (I don't know.)
8 - The actual Kingdom Hearts reference.
9 - It was a book. Granted that it was hard to artfully interpret through icing.
10 - Harry Potter reference. (He got this.)
11 - It's a table. I've gotten "It looks like a swiss roll with legs" or "looks like a log with legs." From when we moved Todd's furniture. (I don't know.)
12 - A mic for when we all watch The Voice. (He couldn't interpret the picture.)
Hope you had a great day, Jaccob.
And you're still not as funny as Todd.
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