Three weeks ago I had bought American Psycho off half.com. THREE WEEKS LATER I had received it and as I flipped through it a HORRIBLE realization rushed through me: It's in fucking Spanish.
I was pissed.
I have waited a year (since the first time I had watched the movie) to read that damn book and it seems destiny has other plans, literally. So, I texted good o' Pedro and he's going to take the monster off my hands, but really.
IN SPANISH.
As soon as I realized, I was practically yelling, "GODDAMMIT! THREE FUCKING WEEKS FOR IT TO BE IN FUCKING SPANISH? WHO IN THE HELL WOULD READ IT? FUCKIN' BITCH, WHY ME. WHY SPANISH OF ALL THE FUCKING LANGUAGES?! I AM SO GODDAMNED PISSED, FUCK."
I was outside, gathering all my mess from my car to go inside.
I am still aggravated.
Just so you know, just so everyone knows, it wasn't in the description. It was in a little space to the side, when you're looking at all the other books and comparing prices. NOT ONLY THAT, but the description of the quality of the book was in English. Everyone just ASSUMES, you know? If you're selling something in Spanish, write the goddamn description in Spanish.
BAH.
Haha.
Assume makes and ASS out of U and ME.
Me - Would you like a great opportunity to read a valuable novel in American literature?
Pedro - I'm not following.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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