♪: prince - little red corvette

Whenever I see a bright light, I always try to avoid it. Example, headlights. The bright, heavenly lights hurt so I always find my car swerving away from them rather than toward. And, whenever that happens, blinking from the temporary pain, I wonder if would human race, when dead, go to heaven, does the light hurt us so badly that we all go blind even before Heaven's Gate? How much would that horrify a person. Being blind and the one paradise on Earth. Well, technically not on Earth, but still. Maybe that's it own personal hell. Psh, The Devil? Puppy play compared to being blind or deaf. Especially if you would be deaf, too. Maybe God would speak and your entire, for eternity, forever and ever, you wouldn't be able to fulfill your spiritual duty? What about being blind and the people of the purest hearts (the little God's servants) all play tricks on you. You can't see them; they're floating above you, giggling to each other.
My worst fear, if I ever get to Heaven, would be surrounded by mass quantities of ugly people. For eternity I would have to look at them.
Or, or, going and having to live your life again.
OOOOH! Or, or, or, reincarnation.
UGHHH. That's a nightmare.
Those are my top three-they are pretty horrible.

Today's news:
Hung out with Kyle. Ahhhh.
Fun.
I was so happy when I was hanging out with him. No, it wasn't because he was in my presence or vice versa, it was because my endorphins kicked in. Or, I was high on life. We had a couple of funnies.

Hahahahaha. Makes me laugh just seeing it again. My car is a two door, sports car. An Escort. Ford. And Kyle is 6'5''. The seat is all the way back. He looked squished.
Starbucks Drive-Thru
Me - What do you want, Kyle?
Kyle - Uhhh. A tall green tea frappuccino.
Me - Okay. He needs a tall green frappuccion.
Kyle - What? Ha ha, green tea.
Me - Uh, green tea.
Service - *laughs while talking* Okay, your total is at the window.
*We pull up, he's making it, Kyle mentioned his awesome quesadilla and I mention how he didn't eat any of the vegetables on it and he mentions to stfu when the guy hands us the total. We pay, get the drink and I say*
Me - Gracias mi amigo.
Service - *laughs* You're Welcome!
....
I guess you had to be there.

In his living room
Me - Have you watched that Twilight yet?
Kyle - No, not yet.
Me - Really?
Kyle - It makes me less of a man when I watch it.

Hahahahaha.

The song Southern Hospitality by Ludacris is HILARIOUS.
The quotes I will now work into a conversation at least once?
old on to my 20 inch ride
20 inch thighs make 20 inch eyes
Hoping for american 20 inch pies
AND....
Grab it out the hat
Pulling afro tricks
Afro america
Afro dick
Yeah, I laughed too.

ps - I made fun of my sister's inability to consume dairy foods.
Me - *eating a milk shake* Amanda.
Amanda - What?
Me - You would DIE if you ate this.
Amanda - *wtf face* No, I wouldn't.
Me - It's not only ice CREAM, but it has real milk. You would definitely die.
Amanda - I would not die, Heather. I have lacto-milk.
Me - Haha, you would cry. Straight out bawl.
Amanda - *turns back to tv, ignoring me*
Me - Yeah, you would die.