- Cat washed
- Walked with Sister
- Cooked Pancakes for breakfast
- Cooked Lasagna for dinner
- Cleaned the entire house
- Watched an entire season of America's Next Top Model
Yes, it has been an accomplished day. I'm proud.
Like I said, I walked with my sister. Showed her the train. She adored it. Also showed her the cool trick I can do with the bars. She found it cool as shit.
I did the slide thing to her, too. Hahahahahahaha. She did so many better faces than I did, she even used her arms (something I never even thought of). She's a better version of me, and it's hilarious.
I love that girl, haha.
On our way home we sung The Killers together. I sung 'Pour Some Sugar on Me' and 'Livin' on a Prayer' alone. She didn't know them. My parents have failed her.
I was driving behind this old man today. OLD MAN. Eighty at most. And when the light turned green he sped off. I'm surprised his tires didn't squeal. I said, "Damn, someone needs to rush home to their medication."
Of course, I don't blame him. If I get that old, I'm more than positive I'll be high on something until I die. What's the use of being old and miserable? I plan on totally just being drugged all day, every day, 24/7 and doing donuts in parking lots. I never want to be that boring. I'll smell, but I'll embrace it. Why the hell not? You're old. You get away with a LOT more than you do in the in-between years. A child and being old... There's really no difference.
Washed the cat. It was HILARIOUS.
Yesterday, driving home, I was more than positive I was behind someone on the interstate who was either drunk or on drugs of some sort. The guy couldn't drive in a straight line whatsoever. It was rather sad.
ps - Last night I had a dream about zombies, AGAIN.
This time, you couldn't tell they were zombies until the last minute. I don't remember much and I totally fucking hate that, but it was awesome. The people get infected, and they look completely normal.
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