Trust me, I know I've been uninteresting since I started a job and don't really do a lot of drugs anymore. That's what a job does - conforms you and ruins the buzz.
Right now I'm wondering if I should type out the best pieces out of last week's run-in with Cricket and Alex. Not this week's. Can you believe I was hanging out with Cricket and Alex nearly four hours and didn't get high? NEW RECORRDD. I left sober and still managed to drive recklessly. Who would have thought it?
Okay, this scarf I'm knitting is pissing me the fuck off. I'm knitting such a simple pattern and still manage to fuck it over at least once, right when the scarf is beginning to take shape. I have restarted that goddamn scarf over TEN FUCKING TIMES. Tonight is the last time I restart that damned thing. I am so sick and tired of screwing things over. I'm thinking of just knitting some of it, or most of it, tomorrow at Crafty Hands so, if I do fuck up, the helpful people can aide me. What luck.
-THE BEST CONVERSATION FROM LAST WEEK...-
brought to you byyyy, Me, Alex and Cricket.
*through this entire conversation, I'm knitting*
Me - On a meter of one through ONE BILLION, how high are you?
Alex - Half a billion.
Me - Okay, you? *directing toward Cricket*
Cricket - I'm sorry, what was the level?
Me&Alex - one through ONE BILLLIIOOONNN.
Cricket - What's the number directly under one billion?
Me - 999 hundred,9...?
Cricket - That one.
Me - 9-hundred and 99 thousand....
Alex - A million!
Me - WAIT!
Alex - One million, one thousand --
Me - 9 Million.
Cricket - 99 million, 99 thousand, 99
Alex - No it's, 99 million, 99 thousand, 99 *joined by Cricket* hundred, 99.
Cricket - That's what I said.
Me - No, you forgot the hundred. *Then I explain the difference between the british way of doing it and the american, for some reason*
Alex - *starts to count again, for some reason*
Cricket - yeah, well, you know I can't spell. *talking about something british*
Me - *ignoring Alex and talking to Cricket* Yeah, well, you know what you spell wrong? 90% of the dictionary.
Cricket - *explains her way of spelling*
Alex - *plays with Mufasa, the kitty*
Cricket - I don't want anymore after you *nods head toward the joint*
Me - Well, you have to take it *nods head toward Alex* ... Okay, what about counting back from a trillion?
Cricket - NOOOOO....
Me - 999 trillion, 999 billion, 999 million, 999 hundred-thousand, right? 999 thousand, 999 hundred, 99?
Alex&Cricket - Yayyy! *claps*
haha for some reason I had a feeling that your title song is there because of that Beatles commercial.
ReplyDeleteAs always great conversations!