♪: Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen

Two preachers and an apostle in training walks into Starbucks...
That actually happened today and I really wanted to make it a joke and couldn't find one funny line. FUCK IT.
Then these two girls and [what I thought to be] a gay man were sitting in the table in front of me. One, the innocent girl of the two, was talking about how someone tried to break in her apartment. She opened the door on the burglar. She even said, "I wouldn't do anything illegal, haha, because the cops will be circling my house."
Then they discussed if he had a gun.
Then they discussed if he had a gun AND armor. Then they'd be 'screwed.'
I loved listening to them and playing Sudoku.

While playing monopoly, at Cricket's, I figured out 10 ways to annoy people while playing said game.
1 - Pick anyone from a group and single them out for competition. Who can get the most properties, money and houses/hotels out there. Every time you get money, properties, etc... Look at them slyly and make a comment about your win.
2 - If you have to pay rent for anything, hand them a 500 dollar bill.
3 - Buy EVERYTHING you land on.
4 - If they want a property, always say the amount their 500/100s equal to. And never trade until they have money. Wait a couple of rounds.
5 - Barely swing the dice out of your hand so it's more of a chance to get doubles.
6 - Do not keep your money organized. Just make this big pile.
7 - Sit the farthest away from the board. Always make sure someone moves you. Do this until they figure out you haven't touched your piece for ten rounds.
8 - When handing them money, sulk and throw it toward their money. Piece by piece. (that's if their hand isn't out.)
9 - When you know they don't have the money to make exact payment, say, "I don't give change."
10 - Tuck your elbows to your sides and and reach for everything with your 'gimp' arms.

Watching guys play basketball while knitting is pretty fun.



(he was in my purse, kickin' it, and then he stepped off once I clicked.)
MUFASA. That's his name and I'll say it again. MUFASSAAA, OOOOooOOOooh.
That kitten was so boss I could hardly contain my affection.