♪: eminem - without me

HOOOOOOYEAH.
So, I finished another headband. I look so bland in this picture, but it was a test picture and I liked it a whole lot. Fuck you.

That's the back. I need to work on my sewing... I am not a man's woman. I am a man's man. ???
Anyway. Another ear-warmer and I'm wondering if I have an obsession. I made one for Amanda half that size (literally) and she likes it better than her purple one.. Don't blame her, this one kicks ass. I love mine. As I'm typing this at 100WPM I have it on - stylin' and profilin'.

Today has been a pretty bland day. Went to Crafty Hands to stock up on more yarn. I did and I plan on starting a LONG project for a new scarf. Can't wait. It's going to be kick ass. They even wove my yarn, which was a plus. It was amazing, haha. I watched with 'amazement.'

I attempted to get Princess sniffing them. Alas! By the time my camera loaded, he had moved on.
Fuck that pussy - because no pussy is worth thinking that much about.
Anyone catch that quote?

♪: gorillaz - feel good inc

(Princess yawns a 'hello.')

I FINALLY FINISHED THIS FUCKING SCARF I'VE BEEN WORKING ON FOR LIKE TWO MONTHS.
KNJFGSDIGDFG.
SO MUCH YARN TO MAKE THIS.
Yes, it's supposed to curl... Stupid stockinette.
It's longer than I am, and as long as my closet door.
I have headbands to make next. I couldn't make headbands until I finished this scarf because I needed the size 8 needles, haha. Phew.
I would just like to say BRING IT ON WINTER. I'M PREPARED.
I do love winter. My favourite season.
I HATE summer.

I
am
so
fucking
tired.
Less than five hours of sleep and I'm all loopy. BAHHHH. I hateee being tired. I always try to get my eight hours. I hardly ever put friends over my sleep. If I do, then I really like you.

♪: The Sound of Music - These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things

Okay, so, today has been pretty funny.

Went to Sean's b-day party. There's no drinking or drugs, he's against all that (he's turning 21-years-old). I think it's sweet. Anyway. We played that one game where you hold up ten fingers and someone names something they haven't done, and the people who have done it lay down a finger. I was the third to the last to get out (out of like, eleven, twelve?). God, I'm so innocent. If I wasn't a virgin, and agreed with oral sex, I would totally be one of the first :D There's something to look forward to, haha
We ended up watching Family Guy until midnight (that's when I left).
On my way home Pedro ringed me up. So, I went home to sneak out (YES I HAVE A FUCKING CURFEW, FUCK ME IN THE ARSE).
As I was pulling out of the interstate, he passed me. (To follow me home, he stopped in the middle of the intersection and waited. And he kept breaking on me when he was ahead, lol.) So, he followed me home and we walked around SG.
Then his sister had to be picked up, I went with him.
His sister is so beautiful.

But what came out with my two hours with him:
When Pedro was in Mexico the summer before, he had driven a taxi to go to a beach nearby. He wanted one really close, he didn't care which, as long as it was close. So, the taxi driver and him started and ten minutes in, Pedro asked where the beach was and the driver replied it was close, it was close. So, then they got into drugs.
The taxi driver wanted Pedro to have his weed. Let me rinse and repeat. THE TAXI DRIVER WANTED PEDRO TO HAVE HIS WEED. So, Pedro took it after realizing the guy wouldn't leave him alone.
Ten minutes later they still haven't made it to their destination. Pedro was like, "When are we going to get there? It's been 20 minutes!"
Taxi driver, "We're here, we're here. That's be 40."
Pedro thought to himself, 'yeah, 40 pesos isn't that bad. That's chump change.'
So he hands them the money and the driver said, "No, forty bucks."
Pedro, "What! 40 dollars?!"
Taxi driver, "It was a long drive."
Pedro had to, he had weed on him, hahahahahahaha.

And, his sister doesn't like drinking or drugs. She's like my sister - totally and 100% against it. Which is awesome.
So, her friends had invited other friends to smoke and she didn't want to. Pedro invited me to go with him to pick her up.
She relayed the highlights. And one realllly made me laugh:
"Yeah, and then they started to hit trees with baseball bats thinking that the bat in their hand wouldn't hurt them when they hit the trees."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Makes me laugh now, just thinking about it.

♪: oomph! - god is a popstar

She wasn't happy, but it made me chuckle taking pictures and until she pulled it off herself, haha.



My 'funny' headband. I made it way too wide, but it keeps my head at a constant temperature of warm and snuggly. I made my sister one at half that size.
I'm going to be making more, but in a different stitch. CABBAGE STITCH HERE I COME.
I bought some green yarn the other day that was probably the prettiest green in all the land - it reigns supreme.
It makes me questions the universe and all its matter.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

I slept like a God last night. I slept so well, I questioned whether or not I should believe in a higher spirit. Omg. I woke up and said, "Holy mother of god..."
I slept in ONE position. I hardly ever do that.
My dreams were weird.
The night before last dealt with superhuman powers, Kyle's apartment and Cricket.
Last night's dream is too weird and embarrassing for me to detail, but it dealt with sex, fast food and fight club, haha.

♪: Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen

Two preachers and an apostle in training walks into Starbucks...
That actually happened today and I really wanted to make it a joke and couldn't find one funny line. FUCK IT.
Then these two girls and [what I thought to be] a gay man were sitting in the table in front of me. One, the innocent girl of the two, was talking about how someone tried to break in her apartment. She opened the door on the burglar. She even said, "I wouldn't do anything illegal, haha, because the cops will be circling my house."
Then they discussed if he had a gun.
Then they discussed if he had a gun AND armor. Then they'd be 'screwed.'
I loved listening to them and playing Sudoku.

While playing monopoly, at Cricket's, I figured out 10 ways to annoy people while playing said game.
1 - Pick anyone from a group and single them out for competition. Who can get the most properties, money and houses/hotels out there. Every time you get money, properties, etc... Look at them slyly and make a comment about your win.
2 - If you have to pay rent for anything, hand them a 500 dollar bill.
3 - Buy EVERYTHING you land on.
4 - If they want a property, always say the amount their 500/100s equal to. And never trade until they have money. Wait a couple of rounds.
5 - Barely swing the dice out of your hand so it's more of a chance to get doubles.
6 - Do not keep your money organized. Just make this big pile.
7 - Sit the farthest away from the board. Always make sure someone moves you. Do this until they figure out you haven't touched your piece for ten rounds.
8 - When handing them money, sulk and throw it toward their money. Piece by piece. (that's if their hand isn't out.)
9 - When you know they don't have the money to make exact payment, say, "I don't give change."
10 - Tuck your elbows to your sides and and reach for everything with your 'gimp' arms.

Watching guys play basketball while knitting is pretty fun.



(he was in my purse, kickin' it, and then he stepped off once I clicked.)
MUFASA. That's his name and I'll say it again. MUFASSAAA, OOOOooOOOooh.
That kitten was so boss I could hardly contain my affection.

♪: led zeppelin - the immigrant song

It has been a full day and it isn't even 1PM.
Soooooo.
haha.
I went to SG, kicked it on Flavor Isle while this girl used my phone. A total stranger. She told me she didn't have a ride in town. I offered one because I was going to go stomp around the mall. So, we went to the courthouse because her mother was there (it took us a bit to find it). Her mother wasn't there. So then we decided to go to the mall until someone would pick her up. On the way there she finally got a hold of someone named Patrick. Well, instead of asking for a number or if he would try to get someone or if he would come get her somewhere, they started having this yelling fight (WHAT THE FUCK PATRICK, HOW IN THE FUCKING HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW, FUCK YOU, DAMMIT PATRICK--keep in mind, I'm meekly sitting there, with my curly hair and purse full of Sudoku, knitting and a journal). Hahahahahaha. Like, cussing each other out. She kept asking for her mother's number. Her mother lives in SG.
She called him back twice because he kept hanging up on her. Finally she handed my phone back to me and said, "Well, I can't go to the mall."
So, we went ALL THE WAY FUCKING BACK TO SG.
Her mother's house was a skip away from Flavor Isle and her mother had just pulled in when we did.
No money was handed to me, regardless I said she didn't have to, for gas.
This girl wasn't smart, obviously. She could have waited at her mother's house until her mother arrived. Which she didn't. She could have called this Patrick guy and asked for a ride, but didn't. She has two kids. One 8 month and one 17 weeks. She rode to SG with some guy she didn't know THIS MORNING and he just left her there and she had been walking around, trying to find a ride.
Wth?
It was fun. It was funny.

Bowling Green = 20 minutes, 15 miles, away from SG.

Ohhhhhh, the day isn't even finished.

ps/edit - do you all don't think I'm a moron and just didn't drop her off at her house in BG... She lived an hour away from BG and an hour and a half from SG. SOOO, I was NOT doing that.

♪: air supply - making love out of nothing at all

It seems that your lovable friend, ichi, is sick. I was more or less dying yesterday, ugh. I have TONSILLITIS! Grabbed it from my sister, the bitch. The doctor told her she had a fucking sinus infection, which, of course, was a misdiagnosis. That whore. So, I took my time on getting the couch washed and the floor mops, the counters bleached and all that. I wanted to make sure she was getting better so I didn't have to do it continuously (I loathe the smell of bleach... THANK YOU DONITA'S). I haven't been this sick in years. Literally. I hardly ever get sick because, similar to my father, I treat the sickly with disgust and make sure I treat them like they're a biohazard. When I take care of them, I keep a safe distance, continuously wash my hands AND serve them with dish towels and rags I throw in the wash immediately after.
God, High School is like a biodome. Janitors there are like a walking germ Eden. They are the Eden of germs. I wonder what that would be like, an Eden for germs.
Anyway. I had asked four people (who I know smoke) if they ever get random sore throats (because that means your throat is healing and all that useless crap) and they did... Until I went to bed, thinking nothing of it, did I realize my sister had infected me. Fever, ULTIMATE nausea, chills, sore throat, coughing, sneezing, runny/stuffy nose. (Haha, I was too weak to get out of bed... I literally grabbed my phone and called the house until someone picked up... Good thing my sister had school, or I would have been fucked. - My parents turn off their phones at night.) I was pissssed... She kept me entertained before she went to school though, haha... AND, my parents babied me :D Which I hardly ever get. It was pretty rad.
Don't worry - nausea and fever are gone :D I have a tiny fever to make me get cold very easily, but I'm fine other than my head, nose, coughing, throat and sneezing.
If I didn't have phenergan, I would have projectile vomited everywhere. Too bad, it would have been hilarious for a moment.

I was even invited to a party yesterday. It would have been funny to see all my high school foes and their new friends, and their new friend's friends drunk.

Kyle finally apologized and I've calmed down significantly.
If I'm better, he's planning on buying Chinese and we're going to kick it at his apartment and play video games I'll lose at by a million points/death.
More than likely I won't be better, but I plan on bringing Lysol wipes so he won't get sick.
SEE, I'm kind, even to sexiest assholes.

♪: electric six - gay bar

Today, at lunch, I went to a park to eat. Afterwards, I fed the ducks with 75 cents worth of corn. It was so calming.
Zen.

Mom - What station is this?
Jimmy Dale - Those songs are so good.
Mom - That's like the 10th love song they've played in the last hour.
Jimmy Dale - Maybe you and jimmy should rekindle your love.
Mom - At the gay bay, gay bar, gay bar...
I've never been more proud of my mother.

In other news, radical or not.
I think I may the following diseases:
- Anemic
- Bowel cancer
- Ulcers
- Parasites
- Food poisoning
- And/or hemorrhoid problems.
I will not explain WHY I think this, but there's a good chance it's parasites. If so, I will be frightened to the point of amazement and beg for pictures. Honestly, if it's parasites, I'd sign up for 'Monsters Inside Me.'

♪: shinedown - second chance

That's right, we got Alex to do the Alien Suit (which is a teletubby). This picture is fucking hilarious. Her expression is the fucking best.


This position was more pronounced before I clicked, but doesn't he slightly resemble Java the Hut? I mean, I cracked myself up telling him that.
I am the funniest person I know.
I mean, he continued to lick his lips and staring at me over his stomach.
hahahahahahaha.

The day before last Cricket threw me her little birthday party for me. It was boss. I mean, I was sick that day, but before I went home, it was the best.

UGHHHH, I don't wannaaa go to workkkkk.
Working for my parents is literally like working for Satan. I am getting paid to work in Hell. Not many people can say that.

♪: Eddy Grant - Electric Avenue

When I went to Sean's the other day, I decided to go see Cricket at work before I went home.
As I walk into WalMart, searching for her, a person over the intercom says, "Tyler Durden to the Electronics, Tyler Druden."
Hahahahahahahaha.
Whoever did that, I want them to be my new best friend.
Cricket said they had done that at least four times.

♪: 新興宗教楽団NoGoD - mr.heaven

This song is no good. Which is depressing in some offbeat way. This band was the shit when they first stomped into the scene. Now, they're ripoffs. Been that way since the singer's sex scandal. Hahahaha. He had a crotch-fro.

There are conversations I continue to forget to write down. Bothers me.
Mom - You're so scared of zombies.
Me - I am not!
Mom - Don't lie, it's obvious.
Me - I seriously am not. I mean, I'm scared of being eaten alive, but not zombies. If one was to shuffle through that door, I would run, but I won't be scared of him.
Mom - *gives me a look*
Me - Oh, I'm sorry, I'm being sexist. If SHE was to shuffle through that door..., Besides... *looks at Amanda, dead on the couch from a summer cold* She would go straight for Amanda who couldn't run to save her life.
Amanda - *glances at me with her eyes, stares and immediately turns back to the television.*

Me - Boy, I can't wait until I turn 21. Less than a year away, you know. I'm going to buy alcohol and drink it, right in front of you, MAAAA.
Mom - No, you're not. Still my house, my rules.
Me - No, I'm 21, you can't stop the law.
Mom - I'm not going to allow you to do that.
Me - Fine, I'll buy it and drink it on my way home, ha ha.
Mom - *gives me a look that is shared with the rest of my co-workers*
Me - You can't stop life experience, Mom. I want to go explore abandoned houses, drink in a field, have a cop wondering what I'm doing, go to a bar, get lost in a strange part of town, steal a no trespassing sign!
Funny thing about this conversation, two out of the entire list has been done. And what is she going to do when I actually have a 'no trespassing' sign, stolen from that abandoned house, framed on my wall?

I continue to wonder what is the major drug cartel for Japan. They come up with the craziest shit. I want to say LSD/acid/shrooms, but, if that's true, their trips would be horrifying.
Perhaps it's just the massive amounts of alcohol consumed.
If I were to be with any manga artist, novelist or animator while they're drunk, it would be the creator of 'Strange Circus.' Yep, I said it and won't revoke what I just said.

Don't be too literal!

♪: pitbull - calle ocho

I went to work on my birthday. (I work with family, that day I was working with my cousin and aunt.) And, as I went in, looking for Randy, he told me there was some prepping to do near the cabinet. I walked to the cabinet, looked around and said, "Where?"
"Over there. Look to your left."
I stepped up, looked, "I don't see anything."
"Step back, and look down!"
Did so, "Still, where is it?"
"Right there!"
"I don't understand!"
Then he showed me the cake, hahaha.

I shared it with everyone. Including the air conditioning guys, the carpenters, the cement guys and another set of guys I can't remember.

edit - ps - I went to Sean's apartment! It's so cute, I'm so happy for him.
I discovered he had never watched Fight Club. I immediately made him watch it. He immensely lovedddd it. I told him Chuck Palahniuk is gay and the first thing he said, without missing a beat, was, "Wow, he's very violent for a gay man, right?"

I even went to the mall and bought clothes. Well, a shirt and pants. Bought my sister a pair of earrings because I finally had the money to get her something for her birthday :D I despise shopping. Big time. I hate buying clothes. It's literally like torture for me.

♪: eminem - The Real Slim Shady

Oh God, I'm 20-years-old. NOW I feel old... Never again will I be 19-years-old. I will never be a teenager! I have nothing to show for my teen years. All I did was smoke pot for the last two years, laugh with friends, lose a lot. Ugh, I am so depressed today. Why should I be depressed? I have cherry cheesecake. Still, not even my second favourite dessert can help this day.
I feel like this is my midlife crisis.

Got to watch the meteor shower last night :) It was so cool! I've seen a shooting star, but never a shower. Mark that off my list.

Yesterday, I also watched some guy steal a book. Him and his girl and this kid were sitting at Starbucks, then they decided to leave. He had said something at the door, the girl stopped, rolled her eyes and then left after he went to a shelf, picked up a nearby book, looked around, put it to his side, not facing the registers and left with it in front of him. Seems like he has done it before, but it was awesome to see and it made me laugh.



The SURPRISE present to my sister whenever the weather turns cold. Muahaaaa. It's longer than I am. It's also longer than she is. I'm an inch and a half taller than Amanda. Or is it just half an inch? Who cares, I'm the eldest and the tallest and the strongest. If this were primal times, I'd win everything and she'd be my inferior slave.
Plan B is working, regardless.

♪: Frandz Ferdinand - the fallen

Oh boy, do I have a story for you kids.
Tonight, me and Cricket have finally decided on one name for the other blog you see in my profile. 'STONARCHY.'
One boob on rotteneggs has the name, but I refuse to let some strange-stoner guy beat us to the punch. We have claimed it. And, I challenge he if he is to protest this invasion.
See below for hard work we've been with it:

Cricket did the face. I wrote 'STONEARCHY.' AS soon as we got out of the car to do this, a car pulled up with a family in it, beside the space we were decorating. ugh, right? It wasn't a buzzkill at all - added drama.

PROOF it was in the Kroger's parking lot.

ACKKKKKK.
I can't remember any of the funny conversations.
I apologize for the lack of comedy.
:(

♪: frandz ferdinand - Do You Want To

*in the car*
Tina - *fumbling for the car light* Watch out, ya'll, it's going to be bright. *a moment later of fumbling* Cricket, where's the light?
Cricket - *reaches up, turns on the light*
Me - AHHHHHHHHH!

*talk about chilvary with Cricket and Tina*
Me - One time, when I was walking with Emily (A nearly midget girl, I'm 5'6''), a dog came up, without a leash, and started barking at our heels. I immediately, without second thought, grab Emily and put her in front.
Tina & Cricket - Hahaha, did you really?
Me - Haha, yes.
Tina - One time, when me and my brother were walking, the same thing happened and he shoved me on the ground and ran. I was 12-years-old and he was 15. He got in trouble, because he knew better.
Me - Oh, if he didn't, he would've not got in trouble?
Tina - Noooo.

*cricket and tina are upfront, I'm in the back, in the middle.*
Tina - blah blah blah.... Ichi, are you buckled?
Me - *makes wtf face* Uhhh, noooo.
Tina - OMG, get buckled! What are you doing! *immediately stops car in the middle of the fucking road, AT NIGHT mind you.*
Me - URRGGHHHH!
Tina - You could hit the dash, you could fly out the window!
Cricket - Don't worry, she'll turn my head so I don't have to watch.
(this joke was referring to THIS POST!)

*me, remembering something that reminds me of cricket*
Me - Oh, so I was reading and this guy said he started talking about something stupid with his parents 'time machine' and all related... And his friends didn't even stop him. And I was reminded of Cricket, but she never does.
*late in Kroger*
*Man walking past us with his cart... Cricket starts to mimick his walk and I'm laughing silently to myself, attempting not to make a big scene. Well, the wife starts walking TOWARD her husband and Cricket breaks away and whispers to me* Why didn't you stop me?
Me - HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! *And have to cover my mouth and walk behind a shelf. *

*at the lunch meat section at Kroger, FINALLY after the funny walking man*
Me - Oh no, they don't have oscar meyer. Oh no. WHAT AM I GOING TO BRING HOME TO MY FAMILY?

(Kroger was so much fun, ughhh, ahhh.)


(picture, pertains for the bottom dialogue.)
*at the DQ drive thru*
Tina - Any body want anything?
Me - Cricket, you want a blizzard?
Cricket - I don't know, do YOU want a blizzard?
Me - I don't know, do you?
Cricket - I do if you do.
Me - I do if you do.
Cricket - I do if you do.
Me - Me too.
Cricket - I just said it first!
Me - Fine, it means yes.
Tina - What's, uh, the hawaiian blizzard?
Cashier - It has pineapple, bananas and coconut.
Me - *yells to the mic, from the backseat, sarcastic* So, anything tropical, right?
*more ordering*
Me - *JUST SAW A GIRL HOLDING ONTO THE PASSENGER SIDE DOOR, ROLLAR SKATES ON, CAR SLOWING DOWN AT A STOP LIGHT. I grab Cricket's shoulder.* Dude look! Dude look! *my hand is out the window, pointing*
Cricket - Hahahahaha!
*We are getting our phones out. We stick ours out the window, Cricket gets a better picture than me*
Tina - *still ordering. After she does, we're going to window and she says* there's some guy and girl hysterically laughing at you guys.
Cricket - Haha!
Me - Nu uh! *looks back, and indeed, they're laughing*
*five minutes later*
Me - Man, we have no idea what we said for them to laugh at us.

The final and the best story:
Cricket - you okay to drive?
Ichi - Yep, of course. *starts to grab purse, phone, grocery items and blizzard.*
Tina - You have a lott of stufff. Sure you don't want to make another trip?
Ichi - No! *gets out of the car and her pants are falling down. She's standing there with an armful of items and standing there, pants keep inching down.* My pants are falling down! *walks up a bit, they got worse. I'm also struggling with the round blizzard cup* Ugh, fuck that! Jesus Christ! *throws cup on ground* My pants are falling down! I can't think right now.
Tina - Well, do you need help?
Ichi - No, I'm cool. *speading legs so pants won't fall to her ankles. I panicked* No, here. *puts down purse on ground, phone on car*
Tina - That's a white purse!
Ichi - *puts the BORROWED movies on the ground and saying,* sorry! haha ha haaaa.
Tina - Are you sure you got it?
Cricket - *smiling* Oh she's got it.
Ichi - I got it. *pulls up pants, opens car door, loads everything*
Tina - Alright, don't forget your phone, it's on your car.
Ichi - *seriously worried* Oh, thank you! I thought it was in my pocket. Oh man. *pause* hahahaha, yes, I'm okay to drive.

I definitely got it.

Bye-bye little man.

♪: blue october - into the ocean

That's right, folks, that's my recent practise. I'm kicking ass. I'm starting to be able to read directions with all the abbreviations. Yeah, I'm proud, too. Soon, I can do yarn overs and have these awesome scarves to be warm with while all my friends are freezing to death around me. My master plan is working.

Last night, as I was knitting, I was watching Hostel II. I've never watched the first one, but I don't know how. The second one probably wasn't as good as the first one, but it was hilarious. As I was watching that, I was thinking of all the people (fictional and real) who could have benefited from this type of business.
- Kakihara (Ichi the Killer)
- Ichi (Ichi the Killer)
- Frankenstein's Monster
- Voldemort
- If The Black Plague was personified
- Jack the Ripper
- Hitler
- Bill the Butcher
- Mussolini
- [Basically] any Russian

And that's all I could think of :(

♪: fox loco phantom - 妄想ガール

Last night's dream was a doozy.
I had moved to some small village setting. You know, everyone knows each other; small, family-owned businesses; and you could walk from one end of the small village to the other in a day. Of course, I had heard rumors it was haunted (hahah, YES, another ghost dream - but more vulgar). A friend, his dog and I decided to check out this old house after stopping by the book store and whatnot to talk to people.
The abandoned house had has its upkeep, someone was looking after it. It was two-stories. As we walk in, we leave the front door open.
The dog takes off, whimpering, and I unexpectedly become the guy friend who's walking down this hallway, alone. He thinks he's looking in a mirror when the ghost appears to be just like him. The 'ghost' says, 'Hello,' and stabs him in the shoulder.
(OOH, UNEXPECTED!)
My friend, crippled, stumbled away, hand clutching shoulder, blood bee-lining his way back to where I was, the living room. I take one look at him and silently scream. I'm still at the front door, the dog beside me, whimpering and growling. My friend groans, his eyes look into mine and as soon as they do his head rolls off the ghost is laughing.
I make for the door, but the ghost closes it and starts walking toward me. I'm fumbling for the lock, desperately attempting to squeeze the lock out just a bit so I could shove the door open. After five or six tries and the ghost nearly an arm's length away, I do. I fall out into the yard, dog at the front door, staring at me, wondering what to do. It wants to protect my dead guy friend, but it also wants to leave.
I continue to holler for it, wanting it to follow me. He would whimper, go and then decided to stay with his master. I even got on the ground, begging for the dog, but it didn't look back and that's when the door closed.
My dream flashed and I have my dead friend's headless body in a wheelbarrow. The dog is nowhere to be seen.
People are coming out the buildings and homes to look.
I remember my headless friend standing up, I gasp and he gestures to look around. I hear a voice and one of the guys standing beside my friend say, 'He's headless, of course he couldn't see us!'
Everyone laughs and then disperses.

Weird and awkward.
That's when I woke up from that one.

Who's that cat who's all that?
Princess, Princess is!
Who's the cat who knows where it's at?
Princess, Princess does!
I sang that to my cat while dressing in my night gear. He ADORESS me serenading him.

Molly can jump in the air and fetch treats. My mom enjoys doing this immensely. So, we're sitting at the kitchen table, when father walks up and watches Molly for a bit. He inserts to our fun, "Throw them where it's easy for her."
I look up at him and retort, "What're we going to do, throw curve balls at her?"
My parents laugh and then my dad replies, "Just chuck them at her, BAM BAM BAM!"

In other news, I'm still mourning John Hughes. UGH. First Billy Mayes and now him.

♪: simple minds - don't you (forget about me)

This is the first song I have repeated, forgive me.
John Hughes has died and I figured it was the best.

JOHN HUGHES HAS FUCKING DIED!

The man who brought me The Breakfast Club AND Sixteen Candles.
THE BREAKFAST CLUB.
My favourite movies of all time, the movie I still can watch and notice something different each time and the movie that still makes me wish I could write an amazing screenplay. John Hughes is dead.
AHHHHHHHHHHH.
Bah.

♪: Cloud Cuckoo Land - 하루

My sister has a boyfriend. It's adorabllleeee. I haven't seen him and she apparently has known him for awhile. He was nervous asking her, haha. I asked if he made reference to her middle name (Hope), like, 'I HOPE you would date me.'
She replied to me, 'No, he wasn't that cunning.'
I asked if his name was Travis and she immediately replied, "OH GOD NO, I'M NEVER DATING SOMEONE NAMED TRAVIS!"
(They're STILL talking on the phone, it's cute.)

A few days ago, I watched Funny People. I couldn't connect with any of the characters, it was as if they were just there. I didn't feel bad, depressed, angry at anything. I wasn't laughing, but moderately bored, at most parts. They had a few funny parts (mostly at the beginning to draw you into boredom slower and unexpected). I could understand what Judd Apatow was going for, but he missed the beat terribly.
Of course, I haven't really laughed out loud at his previous movie or the present one. Only did 40-year-old Virgin do it for me; it ranks supreme.

Today has been an informational day, nonetheless.
- Sister has a boyfriend
- Sean is moving out in TWO days AND has a JOB.
- I'm working Friday
- Ms Legge has quit WEHS and moved off to ruin a few more generations' future
- That if you eat undercooked pork that has been infected with a type of tapeworm, you're going to possibly die. So, I'm not eating pork anymore
- My fright of contracting the deadly parasite, Malaria, has doubled, haha
- I'm never going to Africa for ANYTHING
- How to make Fried Green Tomatoes
- That I work better with heavier yarn than skinny, lightweight yarn
- Molly doesn't like green anything aside from the occasional grassy feast when she has an upset stomach :(

♪: sads - see a thin pink cell phone

Cricket - *pause*
Ichi - Oops! hahahahaha. *pause*
Cricket - *a moment later* okay, go on.
Ichi - Oopookle! hahahaha
Cricket - What's Oopookle?
Ichi - I was thinking of words that maybe started with the sound 'oop!' So, as soon as I thought of it, you turned to me and I was like, why not?
Cricket - That was nice.
Ichi - Soo, haha, that's a funny word. What's your funny word?
Cricket - *doesn't understand*
Ichi - I made 'Oopookle' what's yours?
Cricket - Oopsicle.
*ichi and cricket decided that spelling*
Cricket - It sounds surprising! Oopookle!
Ichi - *surprised face* OOPOOKLE!
*Cricket and Ichi small talk*
Ichi - Hahahahha, What do you think a zombie... Haha, okay, so you're sitting here and doing what you're doing now and uh all of a sudden you hear a groaning and shuffling at your front door. And you hear everyone screaming... Would ya go in there and see what it is or would you lock your door and try to get you air conditioner out the window?
Cricket - I think the second option, yeah. Like, lock the door, brace it with the bed behind it and try to get my window and wait kind of to see if the screaming continues if there's an abrupt stop I know what happens. You know this shit at happenin'. Come on, you know what would've happened.
Ichi - I would've went out there and checked. Not joking.
Cricket - No, really, if I heard the groaning and the screams, I would probably think there's a dog that got loose in our house. Like, okay, so our dogs have gone insane.
Ichi - Hahaha, I would still go out there and check. I hear them shuffling in front of my door, I just want to know, I'll probably die. With anybody, if there's gunshots inside the house, I'll still go and check. I definitely, just kinda, want to check it out.
Cricket - I'm so glad we've never had a school shooting.
Ichi - *makes gesture to look out a door*
Cricket - Ichi would be like, 'Oh, random gunshots, let's go see!'
Ichi - I bet you a million dollars no one would stop me! Unless Amanda Stidham is there. The buttkiss. 'Now, Heather, do you really think that's a smart idea?'
*small talk until we talk about getting a weed leaf tattooed on your arm, high... Wouldn't it hurt more?*
Ichi - Naw, it'll be like a Zombie bitting down on you. 'Ahhhh! WTF!'
*laughter*
Ichi - That would be my initial reaction, "Ahh, wtf!" I'll go and check and then they'll bite me. Then I'll be like, "FUCK! Now I'm going to be a Zombie.' Of course, I would have to hide so I can become a zombie without getting eaten first so I can shuffle around and eat other people. I want to sit up in a tree and turn zombie in a tree so I could just fall down. Hahahahhaa, can you imgaine just falling out of a tree. Groaning, rustling, *groan* till I fall on my face.
Cricket - If you did survive, you wouldn't be able to walk... You'd shuffle around on your stomach.
Ichi - They'll be busy with the zombies face to face.

♪: andy kim - rock me gently

(my favourite flower everrrrr)
I should have done this post yesterday, whenever I came home, whenever I found out that my license was in Cricket's front yard, haha. I need to be getting that.
Anyway.
Yesterday was a productive day. I suppose.

Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Well, pictures.
And let me warn you, please, that what you're about to witness is not something for everyone, not even children. You've been warned.


Me - I want to go to your living room with this alien...
Cricket - *smiles* It's a Teletubby.
So, I did walk into the living room. Her father was in his chair and to get his attention, I asked, "Where's the kids?"
And as soon as his head started to turn, I smiled really big and shook my head.

Then, we went back to the back bedroom where Kaylee and Zack were. Zack kept talking and pointing at me, then I asked Kaylee if she liked it. She replied, "Yes, but I want you to take off."
Hahahahaha. That girl is going to be awesome as a child, teen and adult.

Soon afterward, we went outside, and I protested to go through this BARBED WIRE FENCE, and with a thorn bush protecting the entrance. I then decided I needed to stop being such a wimp...
Me - Then I feel like I'm the weakling. We're going in there! How do you move those vines?
Cricket - Why?
Me - You'll get pricked.
Cricket - *makes a weird expression*
Me - Pricking yourself is never fun!

♪: cutting crew - (I Just) Died In Your Arms

Below is my first REAL rant of this year-long blog. This inducing-rant incident occurred in the wee hours of the morning and this is just to let everyone know, I'm not something you can walk all over:
OrganicMeatbag, take notice that I didn't make fun of one single physical appearance to feel complete.
Penis = ego.

Kyle - Well it's true. Been experimenting with some girls. They follow me like stray puppies in the way. It's bad.
Heather - Lololol. Yeah right! Geez. Are you saying IIIIIII would do that?! I'm kind of offended.
Kyle - lol You would probably.
Heather - I AM DEFINITELY OFFENDED. How fucking dare you!
Kyle - lol my bad. I am just saying.
Heather - Let me tell you something. I would not, at all. I refuse to be the weakling in the relationship. I would never call you. You'd have to invite me out. And i'm the one who makes the first move. That's probably why I don't date, men expect me to be like the women you date. You ass.
Kyle - What? lol The women I date?
Heather - Follow you like a puppy. To be considered as one of them. You have some fucking guts.
Kyle - Psh, that's most of the issue I have. I just want to be with someone as two seperate entities.
Heather - Good luck with that dumbass attitude. Now I'm angry before I go to bed. Thanks.
Besides, with that insulting attitude toward women with your massive ego you deserve to be single.
Kyle - Jeez I'm sorry. It's just my observation. It's not an attitude.
Heather - That women would follow you like a fucking puppy? Dream on. Your last girlfriend didn't. She did Michael. Remember why you broke it with her?
Kyle - She was just challenged by relationships. She didn't know Michael was really nasty.
Heather - Oh please. You should apologize to all your girlfriends and just friends for your poor observation.
I am so angry. Bah. I'm going to bed. Goodnight.
Kyle - Good night

Kyle and me were virtually keeping each other company when he admitted that he didn't want any girlfriends because they would slow him down. I began to pester him by doing the 'what if I would... blah blah.' according to him he would not have sex with me - he would even push me off if I had tried.
SO.
He admitted he was tired of needy girlfriends - they following him around like a puppy. He even had the FUCKING BALLS to tell me I would do it ME, ME,
ME.
ME of all the woman on the EARTH. The woman who prides herself in the way she handles men. I'm the man, not the BOYfriend who feels like I should giggle at all his badly served jokes while petting his small cock. No, I pride in myself. I make the first move, they have to call me, they have to invite me out... If they don't, they receive no word from me because it obviously means the could care less and I'm not worth the trouble to get pussy from.
Men are the most worthless characters in the universe. Their oversized egos. They ARE 'Much To Do About Nothing.' I would rather eat a cockroach than subjectify myself to the girly ignorance they expect - because, somehow, we're the inferior species.
FUCK THEM!
How dare ONE inferior human OBSERVE I'm the slave, the fall-to-hands-and-knees to get ready to suckle his dick when he gets home. The girl who waits word from him ALL day. The GIRL who lowers herself to feel loved. No. This OBSERVATION CANNOT BE FORGIVEN. Even with the numerous apologies.
Follow Kyle around like a puppy.
That boy wonder will pay.
I am NOT the weaker sex.