I have an ex boyfriend named Michael (who emily has done, way after i've broke up with him). He's best friends with Kyle, my man friend. Kyle has been after me for years. This is a text between me and him I thought was funny and I really want to remember. Documentation.
kyle - i capped a 70 as a sex god
me - haha. i'm not having sex with you. Can I ask you a serious question?
kyle - you just did
me - Fuck. You. Anyway. Was I mean in high school? If yes, then why?
kyle - yes because you were a bitch
me - ha ha. i'm serious. i didn't think I was mean. Obviously I wasn't that mean because you and me are still friends.
kyle - no you were mean. you are just happening to have the privileges of my friendship
me - I didn't think I was mean. Oh well. If I keep thinking about it I'll just stop talking to everyone.
God, you're so conceited.
kyle - i know isn't it so nice?
me - Maybe I hate it.
kyle - YOULL DO IT!
me - I'll do anything but you!
kyle - HAHA michael?
me - Oh. No!!
kyle - by all means go ahead
me - ha ha ha. You had to turn my awesome snide comment around. You bastard.
kyle - i am just saying.
me - I'm not emily.
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