03/23/2009
Some bean juice, as I was doing dishes, looked like a smiley face, soooo.
(my name. haha. I just scratched it on the porch swing arch.)
Amanda - Mom's going to be mad if she reads that. If she can read it.
Me - No she won't. She has no proof it was me.
Me and Cricket (mostly Cricket) built a fire. Haha. Hard to light, but it was worth the five minutes watching. Fire is awesome as shit.
Today
We recently learned my sister is lactose and tolerant so, I love to brag on my skill of drinking milk by the gallons (not literally, but yeah).
So, we're sitting on the couch and I turn to my sister and repeat her name until she looks at me, "Amanda. Amanda. Amanda. Amanda. Amanda."
"What?"
"Guess what I can do and you can't."
"What?"
"Drink a large milkshake in one sitting."
She turns away, rolling her eyes.
"Amanda."
"WHattttt?" She slightly rolls her eyes and smiles.
"Guess what I can do and you can't."
She turns away.
"Drink a tall glass of milk. Amanda. Guess what I can do and you can't."
She doesn't even try anymore.
I go on, "Eat cereal. Amanda. Amanda. Amanda. Amanda."
She finally looks over.
"Guess what I can do and you can't."
She turns back to the TV.
"Eat loads of cheese."
I ran out of things to say, so I quit there. Haha. She's lucky.
Today, at work, in this person's home who's remodeling it, in their bathroom, there's this:
Shortly after, we all took break and then laughed about it. My mom and I laughed to me saying it's "Mad-Eye Moody." We all laughed to me saying it's probably the dog's. Hahahahaha. Then to see Randy's reaction was even funnier.
I had fun with a doorknob. I was making faces at it for a minute before I decided to take a picture.
In general/yesterday
So, hahaha, I just remembered a conversation me and a friend, Emily, were having at some park.
She was sitting there, and although I don't remember how the discussion started, it was just awkward as hell to remember:
Emily - Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?
Me - VAMPIRE. Shit yeah. I know werewolves can go in the daylight. But when they turn, they're UGLY.
Emily - Werewolves are badass though.
Me - But you would turn ugly, you can't have sex when you're a werewolf.
Emily - You can have sex when you're a werewolf. With another werewolf.
Me - *Makes face utterly flabbergasted* hahahahahha, It would be like two huge dogs going at it!
Emily - No, like... *laughs*
Me - It would be gross.
Emily - NOOO. *Laughs*
Me - Like yessssss.
Emily - You can turn back into people. You don't always have to be a dog.
Me - I realize that, but when I turn and try to look sexy it's just....
Emily - You'll be a dog, you won't think about being sexy. You'll just think about like, basic instincts.
Ichi - HAHAHAHAHAH. Hold her down and just hump her.
Emily - *laughs hysterically* I'm not talking about sex, but, okay.
Ichi - OH. Hahahaha. OMG. I thought we were.
Emily - *explains how we switched*
Ichi - I don't know. I would miss the daylight, but I would be so ugly. But Vampires are just so sexy all the time.
Emily - No, not all of 'em.
Ichi - Why Anne Rice is careful with her Vampires. She didn't want ugly Vampires either. They were all sexy.
Emily - That's what they're supposed to be, though. They're romantic and erotic and you know.
Ichi - Yeah, I know, then it happens, you're like, "Okay."
Emily - You choose, then you kill them. Then, if you're lucky, you get turned into a Vampire. If not, they just let you all.
Ichi - Dude. So, the cops haven't come so I guess no one saw us.
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