Leaving her fortune on the table like it never happened, I turned to Amanda and said, "Hey, get your fortune."
Amanda retorted, "What fortune? Fortunes aren't really fortunes anymore. They just tell me what I am."
I blankly stared at her and then said in a lazy tone, "Confucius says you're a bitch."
I did my funny for the day.
GOT MY HAIRCUT FINALLY.
I know I look so evil, but I tried a softer face with that pose and it just didn't look as boss.
(That last two pictures refer to this post)
I look like an egyptian.
The fortune cookie writers have gotten very lazy...next time I open one, I'm expecting to get somebody's grocery list...
ReplyDeleteYou know, that's really funny.
ReplyDeleteHaha.
It's funny because it's true.