At the dinner table:
me - *turned to my mom* You know, I'm pregnant.
mom - *blinks* With puppies or kittens?
me - Both.
dad - What?
mom - She's pregnant with puppies and kittens.
dad - Better not be pregnant. I'll kill you.
me - That's so rude.
dad - I'd beat you, girl.
me - You'd beat me and I'm pregnant?
dad - Yeah.
me - *imitating a man's voice* Well, I'd just beat up your head, not your stomach.
My dad laughed a good minute on that.
Why do I never get a laugh when I tell people I'm pregnant?
ReplyDeletehahahaha!!!!! Wow... remind me when I eat with your family to turn to you and be like.. im pregnant... you could be all like *mans voice* youd better not be.... lol
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